MY PAGE IS REALLY RANDOMFIED NOW. 
Okay, okay. The only reason why I'm on Sharepoetry is because of Burger King aka Brian Balzer. I like his head. It's awesome like that. I also like to stalk him. Go say hi like the good person you are!
Now that you're back from saying hi to Burger King, (you better have said hi. Unless you ARE Brian.
) you might wanna know some stuff about me.
My real name's Helen. *barfs* Call me Lyra.
Or else. Bad things. 
So...umm....If you like Octopus cookies that're for desert, YAY!
Feel free to contact me whenever you want to. Or spam. Or stalk.
ZA-SHAM! I just ate your head.
http://sharepoetry.com/Brian_Balzer
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...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating
(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
(x) I've gone on a blind date.
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(x) I've shoplifted
Drugs/Alcohol
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
() I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
(x) I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide
()I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.
Random
() I can sing well.
(x) I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
() I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
() I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
() I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
(x) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
() I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed
(x) My answers are totally honest ~Got this frome EatMeWhile IAmHawtt's page. I know. It was just too awesome not to steal it.
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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
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way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!
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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely randomly random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
_[---]_
l/////l
l/////1
l/////l <---- Support the Captain! [I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?]
If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
------GIRL FACTS:
---When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
---When she wants a hug she will just stand there
---When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
---When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
---When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
---When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
---When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
---When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
---When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
---When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
---When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
---When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever
----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice that number 5 was missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Add this to your profile if you fell for this...you know you did~~~~~
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~The Cutter's Lullaby~
Let’s go to sleep; Close our eyes,
And dream of broken butterflies
That tore their wings against a thorn.
We know the pain that they have borne.
Silver metal, shine so bright.
Scarlet blood that feels so right.
Dream of blood tickling down,
And wake up just before we drown.
The moonlight’s shining off our tears,
As we bleed out our own worst fears.
So tonight we start to cry,
And sing the Cutter’s lullaby…
Hushabye, baby, you’re almost dead.
You have no pulse and your pillow is red.
You’re family hates you and your friends let you bleed,
Sleep tight with a knife because that’s all you need.
Rockabye baby, broken and scarred,
You didn’t know life would be this hard.
Time to end the pain that you hid so well,
And down will come baby, straight back to hell.
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~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
See? Random.
And...I WILL reach 1,000 archived poems, just WATCH. *laughs insanely and runs away*
Okay, okay. The only reason why I'm on Sharepoetry is because of Burger King aka Brian Balzer. I like his head. It's awesome like that. I also like to stalk him. Go say hi like the good person you are!
Now that you're back from saying hi to Burger King, (you better have said hi. Unless you ARE Brian.
) you might wanna know some stuff about me.My real name's Helen. *barfs* Call me Lyra.
Or else. Bad things. So...umm....If you like Octopus cookies that're for desert, YAY!
Feel free to contact me whenever you want to. Or spam. Or stalk.ZA-SHAM! I just ate your head.
http://sharepoetry.com/Brian_Balzer&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
...Have You Ever...
() Smoked a cigarette
() Drank so much you threw up
(x) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
() Been arrested
(x) Gone on a blind date
(x) Skipped school
() Seen someone die
() Been to Canada
(x) Been to Florida
() Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Been lost
() Been on the opposite side of the country
(x) Gone to Washington , DC
(x) Swam in the ocean
(x) Felt like dying....
(x) Cried yourself to sleep
(x) Played cops and robbers
() Recently colored with crayons
(x) Sang karaoke badly
() Paid for a meal with only coins
(x) Done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) Made prank phone calls
() Laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
() Laughed until liquid came out of the other end
(x) Caught a snowflake on your tongue.
(x) Danced in the rain
(x) Written a letter to Santa Clause
(x) Been kissed under the mistletoe
() Watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) Blown bubbles
() Made a bonfire on the beach
() Crashed a party
(x) Gone roller-skating
() Ice-skating
(x) I'm single
() I'm in a relationship
() I'm engaged
(x) I've had someone cheat on me.
(x) I've gone on a blind date.
(x) I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
(x) I miss someone right now.
() have a fear of commitment.
(x) I have a fear of abandonment.
() I've cheated in a relationship.
(x) I've been the cheatee ( if that means that you were the person some cheated on their gf/bf with )
() I've gotten divorced
(x) I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
(x) I've told someone I loved them
(x) I've kept something from a past relationship.
Sexuality
() I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
(x) I've had a crush on a teacher.
(x) I am a cuddler.
(x) I love to flirt.
(x) I've been kissed in the rain. =]
(x) I've hugged a stranger.
() I have kissed a stranger.
Honesty/Crime
(x) I am a terrible liar... sometimes.
(x) I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
(x) I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
() I've snuck out of my house.
(x) I have lied to my parents about where I am.
(x) I am keeping a secret from the world
(x) I've cheated while playing a game.
(x) I've cheated on a test.
() I've run a red light.
() I've been suspended from school.
(x) I've witnessed a crime.
() I've been in a fist fight.
() I've been arrested.
(x) I've shoplifted
Drugs/Alcohol
(x) I've consumed alcohol.
() I have passed out drunk at least once in the past 6 months.
() I've taken painkillers when I didn't need them.
() I have cough drops when I'm not sick.
() I can't swallow pills.
() I can swallow about 5 pills at a time no problem
() I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
(x) I shut others out when I'm depressed.
(x) I take anti-depressants.
() I'm anorexic or bulimic.
() I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
() I'm addicted to adrenaline
(x) I've hurt myself on purpose
(x) I'm addicted to self harm
(x) I've woken up crying.
(x) I've cried myself to sleep.
Death and Suicide
()I'm afraid of dying.
(x) I hate funerals.
() I've seen someone die.
(x) Someone I know has attempted suicide.
() Someone close to me has committed suicide.
() I've attempted suicide.
Random
() I can sing well.
(x) I open up to others easily.
() I watch the news.
() I don't kill bugs.
() I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being able to rhyme.
() I curse regularly.
(x) I sing in the shower.
() I am a morning person.
() I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
() I'm a snob about grammar.
() I am a sports fanatic.
(x) I twirl my hair
() have "x"s in my screen name
(x) I love being neat
() I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day
(x) I bake well.
(x) My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue
(x) I would wear pajamas to school.
() I like Martha Stewart.
() I know how to shoot a gun.
(x) I am in love with love.
(x) I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
(x) I laugh at my own jokes.
() I eat fast food weekly
(x) I believe in ghosts.
(x) I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
() I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
(x) I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
(x) I am really ticklish.
(x) I love white chocolate
(x) I bite my nails
(x) I play video games
(x) I'm good at remembering faces.
(x) I'm good at remembering names.
() I'm good at remembering dates.
(x) I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
() I have tried to join a circus and failed
(x) My answers are totally honest ~Got this frome EatMeWhile IAmHawtt's page. I know. It was just too awesome not to steal it.
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
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║██║ Put this ipod on your profile if you
║(0) ║♫ love music!
╚══╝
(\__/)
(='.'=) This is Bunny. Put him on your
(")_(") homepage and help him on his
way to WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely randomly random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
_[---]_
l/////l
l/////1
l/////l <---- Support the Captain! [I've got a jar of dirt!
I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
] If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.
------GIRL FACTS:
---When a girl bumps into your arm while walking she wants you to hold her hand
---When she wants a hug she will just stand there
---When you break a girls heart, she still feels it when you run into each other 3 years later.
---When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind.
---When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
---When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around.
---When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few seconds, she is not at all fine.
---When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
---When a girl lays her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
---When a girl says that she can't live without you, she has made up her mind that you are her future.
---When a girl says, "I miss you, " no one in this world can miss you more than that
---When a girl is mean to you after a breakup she wants you back, but she's scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever
----- You know you live in 2009 when... -----
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or Myspace.
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) You were too busy to notice that number 5 was missing.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Add this to your profile if you fell for this...you know you did~~~~~
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
~The Cutter's Lullaby~
Let’s go to sleep; Close our eyes,
And dream of broken butterflies
That tore their wings against a thorn.
We know the pain that they have borne.
Silver metal, shine so bright.
Scarlet blood that feels so right.
Dream of blood tickling down,
And wake up just before we drown.
The moonlight’s shining off our tears,
As we bleed out our own worst fears.
So tonight we start to cry,
And sing the Cutter’s lullaby…
Hushabye, baby, you’re almost dead.
You have no pulse and your pillow is red.
You’re family hates you and your friends let you bleed,
Sleep tight with a knife because that’s all you need.
Rockabye baby, broken and scarred,
You didn’t know life would be this hard.
Time to end the pain that you hid so well,
And down will come baby, straight back to hell.
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
~To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~
1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if any slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffine addictions switch to expresso.
5. In your memo field of all your checks write "For Marijuana".
6. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify that your drive-through order is To Go.
8. When the money comes out of the ATM scream "I won I won!"
9. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling "Run for your lives! They're loose!"
10. Tell your children over dinner "Due to the Economy we are going to have to let one of you go."
&hearts&spades&diams&clubs&hearts
See? Random.
And...I WILL reach 1,000 archived poems, just WATCH. *laughs insanely and runs away*
- Last seen 2 days ago. Member since November 10, 2008.
- I am a 15 year old girl from Virginia (United States)
- When I'm not writing, I'm being totally insane...:DDDDD.
- I have 52 comments, 6 archived poems
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Bob the magical, awesome pony. Who's magical. And likes brandy. ._.205 words, December 20, 2008
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Miss O Malley : Proper Introduction on November 13, 2008I never really properly introduced myself. My name is grace. I don't have as much time as i usaully have to be on here, so ill talk to you whenever i see u. have a good one!
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LivingDeath-Mia on November 11, 2008you naturally blind me xD
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Brian Balzer : Hello Inkling on November 10, 2008Welcome to sharepoetry. I'm glad to see you moved into the community. I think we should get together and write a cool poem together. That would be so much fun. Anyhowdy, see ya round. Oh, and let me know when you get the film developed.
BKB
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on You Don't Understand, Do You? by Inkling, on December 18, 2008O.O Something that Brian doesn't have to critique. ._. Thanks, anyway. And that's because you never go on Storywrite.
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