Fig Frog Cake

Would anyone
like a slice
of fig frog cake?

A taste
hard to shake,
as stomachs
fill to a slake
with a unique frosting
made from steak
but presents itself
like a cheesecake.
As floppy
as a pancake
but as moist
as a lake
that contains
hordes of hake,
this divine new item
will go like a hotcake.

Taste Now!