Pattaya - pass

(to be read following the tune for James Blunt's Beautiful)


That night was brilliant
I fell for her lure.
She had a halo.
Of that I'm sure.
She smiled at me from up on the pole
but she was eyeing every other man
from inside the bowl

’cause she’s a.. faux-girl,
yes she’s a faux-girl, it's true.
I think of her face and her lack of chaste
but man it was a dude doin the do
I’ll never again be so blue

When I took her on
my two-stroke ‘ped,
I never noticed her adam’s apple
bobbing in her neck,
’cause she’s a.. faux-girl,
Yes she’s a faux-girl, it's true.

It kept catching my eye,
as we got un-shy.
She could see from my face that it was
good-fucking bye
and I don't think that I'll be seeing her again,
’cause she scarred my life when I saw her Little Ben.

’cause she’s a.. faux-girl,
yes she’s a faux-girl, it's true.
I think of her face and her lack of chaste
but it was a dude doin the do
I’ll never again be so blue

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