Elect me elect me
Elect me do
Select me select me
Oh do please do
If you don't I'll go boo hoo
It's cost us such a lot of money
Not to choose me would not be funny
I want to go back to our old White House
And oh try to forget my louse of a spouse
I'm the finest woman so far to stand
It's beastly the opponent's underhand
I've tits but regret one quality I lack
It's so unfair that I'm white not black
