note to self

1.
stay in bed tomorrow
all day
don't get up.

2.
don't trust your mom when she says she's going to buy you a new trumpet
because she'll spend your college account money
without asking you
and say she told you when
she never said a word

3.
take back the presents you bought your step mom
she'll chew you out for spending
money on her because
your a poor college student

4.
don't tell your dad when you buy your sister a birthday present
because it's her birthday instead
write a poem about how you're a poor college student

5.
take back the 80 yards of slack line and five carabiners
to the army surplus store because if you thought
you couldn't afford to buy it all when you bought it
(before you knew your mom spent your money)
then you are probably in debt right now.

6.
don't spend your money.
ever.

7.
never buy a new instrument at the end of the school year
especially another trumpet

8.
pawn the trumpet to pay
off the other trumpet your mom agreed to buy
with her own money but
instead used your college account money
without asking you because (see #2)
she has control over the account and there is nothing you
can do to stop her.

9.
my college account is not my college account
it is my mother's personal bank account and
because it is in my name she
does not have to prove to the courts she has any money
and can therefore remain unemployed
live off food stamps and
not pay child support

10.
college is expensive and you will be in great amounts of debt
but don't worry
OSU will give you many scholarships and the state will give you grants because
i'm a good guy.