Valentino puking on the sidewalk by Windhover at Share Poetry

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There is an equation
known to most schoolboys

it takes a long time
for them to work it out

here's how it goes

boy gets beer
boy drinks beer
boy gets relaxed enough
to talk to girl
for five seconds
without tripping over
his tongue

(boy) + (beer) = (girls)

ergo

(boy) + (more beer) must = (more girls)

simple

but

Q.E.N.D.

Author notes

Q.E.N.D. = Quid erat demandum NON demonstrata est = Latin/Math speak for 'not proven'

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By me, right now

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March 12, 2009

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hahah.
this is great, im a highschool girl so reading this really made me laugh.
very clever and creative.

good job

<3
Frank E Gibbard
March 12, 2009

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Tres tres bien
Taken by the imaginative title I discovered this theorem of relationivity c'est bien and funeee QED.
swagger
March 7, 2009
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haha this is so brilliant and clever. i loved it
Birdie Stringfellow
February 5, 2009
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Applaud
Love this one!
Very clever indeed!
And witty, too.

Birdie
language: 5, rhythm: 5, subject: 5, tone: 5, form: 5.
RoisinDubh
November 6, 2008

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Nothing more attractive then the stench of beer wafting in the air, mingled with the sweat of the anxious drunk too nervous to speak to girls. Only thing that gets them faster is being thrown up on, they squeal with delight I swear!

:-P, I love this...very much so, keep up the great work!
-RD
- Windhover
  November 7, 2008
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  Killer move
  Yep, I know. Tried that particular move on my stag evening. BOY! Was she delighted! She damn near squealed the place down! Glad you liked this and thanks for telling me. >W<
rhetorica
November 6, 2008

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E=MC2 my ass, this is THE equation, Kelvin is wrong too,(boy) + (more and more beer) = (absolute zero).

Loved it.
Bye.
- Windhover
  November 7, 2008
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  Creative Math.
  Who's Kelvin? Anyhow, glad you liked my math and thanks for commenting. >W<