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Boogers

Booger picks boogers
and...flicks 'em!
His friend Boogie
catches boogers
and eats 'em.
Now Booger is sad;
he thought they
were playing catch.
Boogie spits booger
at Booger in hopes
that Booger will
catch her booger.
Booger smiles
as the booger
Boogie spit flies
threw the air
before he catches
Boogies booger
lightly on his tounge.
Booger sticks
his tounge
in his nose
expertly adding
one of his boogers
to Boogies booger.
He then spits both boogers
back to Boogie.
Boogette
(Boogie's sister)
is unprepared and
gets hit smack dab
in the center
of the forhead
with a sticky boogie...
Booger and Boogie
laugh hysterically
at Boogette who
screams furiously
"Stop playing
with your food
in front of my
new boyfriend
Boogems!"

Author notes

We just picked this subject without thinking about it. Thanks Mallam for helping dig this one out.

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