Parody of The Monkees Theme

Here we come,
hobbling down the street.
We give the angriest looks to
everyone we meet.

Hey Hey We’re the Elderly!
And we’re just farting around.
We’re too busy complaining
and putting everybody down!

We can’t go where we want to
or do what we like to do.
We like to sit around and complain
until our mouths turn blue.

Hey Hey We’re the Elderly!
And we’re just farting around.
We’re too busy complaining
and putting everybody down!

We get extra grumpy
when we watch teenagers at play.
We’re the old generation
and we got nothing to say!

We’re all around
We’re everywhere.
We’re costing this nation a lot
for our medical care.

Hey, hey, We’re the elderly!
And we’re just farting around!
We’re too busy complaining
and putting everybody down!

(cue Mr. Golden on guitar solo
followed by Anne Oberland on drums)

Hey, hey, We’re the elderly!
And we’re just farting around!
We’re too busy complaining
and putting everybody down!

We get extra grumpy
when we watch teenagers at play.
We’re the old generation
and we got nothing to say!

Hey hey we’re the elderly!
Hey hey we’re the elderly!
Hey hey we’re the elderly!