I Think I have a small penis
I measured it today using a pool cue
It was the same length as the plastic ferrule
and my left testicle looked just like
the old cracked red 3 ball
that was lying on the table
Do you think i`m normal down there
or do I need to screw a little,
Maybe if I get my leg over,
or use an extension,
or try a combination,
play a game of doubles,
perhaps then I could shoot better
Are you a 3 ball?
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hey rhet
well done, a lot of poems (poets) are self-deprecting but this is the first one where someones self deprecating about their cue stick.
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thanks dave,
it wasn`t easy to pull off but i just about managed
rhet
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Hey, rhet...
I assumed before by the content that this must be in the adult category and I just noticed that it wasn't. You really ought to, rhet. -
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just edited it,
I should`ve been more careful,
thanks for pointing that out to me Al
rhet
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Rhet, this is funny as all hell.
I couldn't help but bust out laughing, mainly because you've hit the final eight ball into the corner pocket of truth as to the male preoccupation with the cue size issue. I am amazed at the sheer amount of advertisements I see today, both in unwanted e-mail spam, on TV, and in my hunting and fishing magazines that tout gains in this department...as if length is what is important. Having been a long time married man, my sweetie has broken down over the course of time and shared with me many secrets of the Ya-ya sisterhood regarding the misconceptions of men, and her pool tips are as follows: women place consideration and manners above most anything, have no desire to be skewered, and heft and skill are far more important than having the longest cue in the pool hall. The rack is only so deep and mis-sized cues often lead to a dissatisfactory scratch for both players.
Nice one, Rhet.
al
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