Agnes

I wish he`d just cum,
this is so boring..

(Hmmm George, right there!! oh yea yea!!)

How in the hell did I marry this loser,
look at his fat face fucking away
jeez his gut is so gross....

(oh baby, fuck me George
yea baby harder, deeper, oh George!!)

I wonder what my doctor is doing,
he is so hot...
and that fireman I saw last week,
I might burn something
so he can come rescue me...

(oh yea George,
cum George, deep inside
oh fuck yea George,
oh my Gaaaawd!!!)

This room needs new carpet,
what`s that under the bed?
just one of Georges old socks..

(ohhh George,you dirty boy..not in there, AHHH!!
OHHHHHH!!!! OH MY FUCK!!!)....

It`s been an hour and twenty minutes..
he still cant finish..
maybe he doesnt fancy me anymore,
that`s what it is,
i`m old, unlovable, ugly........

George, when you`re finished banging me
can you paint the ceiling?

For fuck sake Agnes,
you ruined it for me again..
are you happy now?

What`s happy George,i`ve forgotten?

Happy is being away from you, Agnes

Let`s get divorced then George

Sounds great to me Agnes

Excellent,i`ll phone my solicitor right away

Likewise,why didn`t we do this ten years ago,

Not too sure George, but I feel happier already

Me too Agnes, me too...