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Something funny my daughter said



  • Sep 9 2:10 PM 2005
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    My daughter went to church with a friend of hers
    and they had communion.
    She came home all excited and was screaming, “Mom, Mom I drank God’s blood.” I said, “You did,” “Well, what did you eat.” She said, “I ate his cracker.”

  • Ingolion Liritano
    October 25, 2005
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    LOL

    That’s funny. I had a kid ask me if all christians were vampires once. When I answered no he turned and asked me, “Then why do we have to drink Jesus’ blood to gain eternal life?”

  • ChemicalRomance13
    September 24
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    That's Hilarious

    "I ate his cracker...." that's so frikking hilarious. I believe that...

  • marcusmoore
    September 25
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    lol see

    little kids can see the absurdity of organized religion b/c they're not completely brainwashed yet. Awesome kid and that's hilarious LoL Very funny and thanks for posting.
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