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Poll: If you were served a tasty meal in a restaurant, and after you had finished, you found out you had eaten human flesh, what would you do?


  • Edna Sweetlove
    Oct 24 12:41 PM 2005
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    Be sick voluntarily
    Make yourself sick with your finger
    Be philosophical about it
    Be intrigued that you had tried something new
    Laugh yourself silly

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  • Edna Sweetlove
    October 24, 2005

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    My mealtime poll

    Not such a far-fetched question as you might think nowadays.

    • Lilac Moon
      October 30, 2005

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      Well, hmmm… I think I would first be in disbelief and would have to be convinced that it was true.

      I would probably be sick INvoluntarily once I was convinced that it had been human flesh. Yeah, I am pretty sure I would toss my cookies (or his or her cookies).

      What a thought-provoking little poll this was, Ms. Sweetlove. Heh!

      At any rate, I couldn’t choose from your list.

      Lilac Moon


    • Dun
      October 29, 2006

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      Very speedily...

      get the Hell out before I ended up on the menu.

      Al

  • Nam
    October 26, 2005

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    What exactly does this have to do with music?

  • Nam
    October 26, 2005

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    I can’t answer your poll, ‘cause I wouldn’t do any of the things you listed. I most likely would just shrug it off and/or ask for a free meal. If no free meal mostly would call the health department.

    I don’t see either of those things on your list.



  • January 24, 2006

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    I would probobly be quite interested in that human flesh didn't taste that bad.


  • August 18, 2006

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    honestly, I'd burn the restaurant down!

  • MatthewHum
    October 30, 2006

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    I would try to explain the concept of luck to a cow.

  • TrueRocker
    November 27, 2006

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    I honestly wouldnt care. I wouldn't specifically do any of the things on your list. I would first laugh at the thought of how that could happen but then its just whats done is done you cant change it so move on with your life. Although, i don't see why the person who fed it me would come out and say that it was human flesh surely i'd ring the police or something. interesting idea tho

  • dogboy
    March 31, 2007

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    i ate a human once...tastes like salty pork

  • dogboy
    March 31, 2007

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    unless...

    it was a kid! i would frigin kill that mother fucker. kids have way too much MSG and you can get sick if they dont cook'em right

  • AdenRecreated
    August 7, 2007

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    I would scream, sue, and, as someone above said, RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I don't look forward to being someone's meal

  • skipeople
    August 20, 2007

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    I'm a veggie

    But even so...if I ate meat then I wouldn't care. You DID say it was a tasty meal!
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