Spongebob Quote

Favorite Spongebob Quotes

Spongebob: "I'm ready! I'm ready!"
Spongebob: "Bring it around town!"
Spongebob: "Oh, barnacles!"
Spongebob: "Gary, you are gonna finish your dessert, and you are gonna like it!"
Spongebob: "Squidward, you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter!"
Spongebob: "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets!"
Spongebob: "I anything can't do right since because pickles!"
Spongebob: "Can't have dirty garbage!"
Spongebob: "No, Gary. I like wearing my underwear like this!"
Spongebob: "You wont believe what I found in my sock last night! Go ahead, guess!"
Spongebob: "Oh well, I guess I'm not wearing any pants today!"
Spongebob: "My lips are a little dry..."
Spongebob: "Don't worry, tomorrow we'll be back for more frolic and fun."
Spongebob: "Did I? Did I Patrick? Or did your criminal mind hypnotize me into stealing the balloon?"
Spongebob: "Squidward this is great. Just you, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
Spongebob: "The sky had a baby from my cereal box!"
Spongebob: "And now, giant piles of bubble gum?? what next???"
Spongebob: "You know, if I were to die right now, in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend...well, that would just be ok."
Spongebob: "Ahhh! Help, Gary! Prince of Neptune! I closed the window on my head!"
Spongebob: "SOAP...SOAP...WHAT IS SOAP?"
Spongebob: "Moss always points to civilization."
Spongebob: "Oh my god! A floating shopping list! Ahhh!"
Spongebob: "Somebody call the police! There's a pants thief on the loose!"

Squidward: "This city needs to be destroyed!!! Or at least painted another color."
Squidward: "Oh! I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day!"
Squidward: "Next I suppose you'll want me to go square-dancing with Patrick!"
Squidward: "That's it, I'm getting off the loony express."

Mr. Krabs: "That's no reason to go ripping people's heads off, boy."
Mr. Krabs: "I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly."
Mr. Krabs: "The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him."
Mr. Krabs: "Either you (a) put the dime in me pants, (b) put the dime in me pants, or (c) put the dime in me pants!"

Patrick: "I know a lot about head injuries...belieeeve me!"
Patrick: "Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are (as he drools)."
Patrick: "Rectangles!"
Patrick: "MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
Patrick: "I can't see my forehead!"
Patrick: "I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward Squidward Squidward!"
Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!"
Patrick: "Stupid inflatable pants!"
Patrick: *Sandy's song ends* "Do you think she knows the muffin man song?"
Patrick: "You mean they're taking the thoughts we think we thought and making them thoughts we think we thought... I think."
Patrick: "My ice cream! It's alive!"
Patrick: *Spongebob blows a bubble in the shape of an elephant* "Hehehe! It's a giraffe!"
Patrick: "We'd better do what he says, he knows how to grow food."
Patrick: *with candy on his mouth* "All right! Which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?" *spongebob, the cops, and patrick laugh* "I mean it!"

Sandy: "Stupidity isn't a virus... but it sure is spreadin' like one!"
Pearl: *sob* "He washed my flipper!"
Plankton: "That naive cube!"
Plankton: "That's it Mister! You just lost your brain privileges!"
Plankton: "Holographic meatloaf! My favorite!"
Sandy: "You're nuttin' but pure evil, just like the newspaper comics!"
Announcer at the Frycook Games: "Toasted Almonds? That's unexpected!"
Random Fish Kid: "I had 4 biscuits and then I ate one. Then I only had 3!"

Scenes

Spongebob: "I've got the pieces!"
Patrick: "I've got the air!"

Plankton: "Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?"
Spongebob: "A booster seat?"
Plankton: "A booster seat? HOT DOG! ...I mean...no."

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Random Guy: "No."
*Few seconds later*
Patrick: "Are you Squidward now?"
Same Guy: "NO!!"

Patrick: "Are you Squidward?"
Fire Hydrant: " "
Patrick: "That's ok, take your time."

Squidward: "Has anyone ever played an instrument before?"
*Patrick's hand goes up*
Patrick:" Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
Squidward: "No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument."
*Patrick's hand goes up again*
Squidward: "No Patrick, horseradish is not an instrument either."
*Patrick's hand goes down*

Spongebob: "I won't stop for a little...EDUCATIONAL TELEVISION!!! AHHH!!"
Mrs. Puff: "Looks like that got rid of him!"

Squidward is playing his clarinet (so it sounds really loud and horrible) when there is a knock at the door, he answers it, and there is a doctor standing there.
Doctor: "Yeah, uhh...I'm with the pet hospital down the street and I understand you have a dying animal on the premises..."
Squidward: *SLAM* (door closes)

Squidward: "People talk loud when they want to sound smart, right?"
Plankton: "CORRECT!!!"

Spongebob: "Look at all that warm, toasty fur."
Patrick: "It's like a gold mine ...but with fur."

This isn't your average darkness ... This is advanced darkness!
Do u smell that?That smell,It's the smell of a smelly smell that smells smelly
If I had a dollar for every brain you dont have,Id have one dollar-Squidward
Plankton: Goodbye, everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy.
Excuse me ... You are sitting on my face ... Which is also my body.
Just look at him. Square. The shape of evil!
Liar, liar, plants for hire.' -Patrick
Plankton: Coin Operated Self Destruct? Not one of my better ideas
No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument-Squidward
Hey everybody!!! It's Leif Ericson Day!!! Hinga Dinga Durgen!!!
Am I really going to defile a grave for money? Of course I am!
It's not just a boulder, it's a rock! a ro-o-o-o-o-ock!
And then ... Pelvic Thrust! Whoo! ... Whoo!'
Hey Patrick I know something funnier than 24...25!
I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension.
Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets
What am I now? Stupid? No, Texas! What's the difference?
Patrick, your genius is showing! "It is?" *covers crotch*
The powers are in the costumesWhy else would we wear underpants over our shorts
You know, wumbo. I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me wumbo. Wumboer, Wumboing
You can't do that to me. I went to college-Plankt
Just look at him ... Square ... The shape of evil!' -Plankton
Come back you porous freak.-Plankton
Squidward, I used your clarinet to unclog my toilet.-S.Bob
Crime and punishment...punishment and crime...IN THE HALL!
Empty your mind & forget about everything except fine-dining & breathing.
Excuse me sir,I hope my horrible ugliness won't be a distraction to you
I always come to work at three AM. This is when I count the sesame seeds
Is there a never ending chain of mail men delivering mail to other mail men?
Why are you angry Patrick? I can't see my eyebrows.
Yep. I'm insane.' -Squidward
[Person on the phone]Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?No, this is Patrick
I'm ugly and I'm proud!!
The dark deed you requested is done, sir.' -SpongeBob
Is for friends who do stuff together, U is for u and me...
I'm Squidward! I'm Squidward! Squidward, Squidward, Squidward! -Patrick
Now we must acquire a taste for free form jazz.' -Patrick
Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.
Spongebob,went to get more giant paper.Uh,Patrick PS Happy Leif Ericson day
Spongebob: You okay, Patrick?Patrick: FINLAND!!
Squidward: hummena hummena hummena! Spongebob: table for hummena?
Here lies Squidward's hopes and dreams. What a baby!-Mr.Crabs
I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly
Look, Gary! We're finally huge!
Maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple
Mr.Krabs I'm ready,i'm ready...for me money.Hello,can I take your money?
Thats it Mr! you just lost your brain privledges!
When in doubt, pinky out!
You like Krabby Patties, don't you Squidward?
"Coin-operated Self-destruct", not one of my better ideas.
Computer: Plankton: 1% Evil, 99% Hot Gas.
Everybody loves pie!
I can't see my forehead
I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years,and then we die
I'm a moron and everyone loves me yay yay.
Look At Me!!! I'm Naked!!! -Spongebob
It's not the boots,It's the boot-ee.Err..I mean,uh..the person in the boots
i'm more excited than a rattle snake in a pickle barrel. wait, what?-Sandy
My ice cream, it's alive!
Oh, tartar sauce.
You used me...for land development! That wasn't nice!
Do you think well be friends forever?
hello, i'm mister krabs, and i like money.
I ... Guess I'm not wearing any pants today
I didn't realize it was happy hopping moron day.-Squidward
I thought what we had was specaaaaaail !!!---Patrick
If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'd have one dollar.
Mr.Krabs:Am I really going to defile a grave for money?Of course I am.
Now let's play a classic. Find the hay in the needlestack!-Sandy
OH i always thought you were a boy
"I can make a square peg fit in anything."
"It's pants on fire, Patrick."-S.Bob/Well you would know, liar.-Patrick 'Bring it around town ... Bring it around town.
i need water to breath
if i had a doller for every brain you dont have, i'd have one doller
Patrick: Where's the leak m'am?
This'll be just like a sleepover,only we'll be sweaty and covered in grease!
Ya buns and thighs
Your whole life will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery
and to think,I could be wearing a powdered wig right now-Squidward
Get a dog, little longie ... Get a dog, little longie ...' -Patrick
I can't get an award!! I've never done anything!
My name's not Rick!' -Patrick
No Gary, I like wearing my underwear this way
Squidward you're steaming. You're like a steamed vegetable, only smarter
'Ah, Make Out Reef. Good time, good times ...' -Squidward
Yay! I mean yikes!' -Patrick
Any particular reason you took your pants off?' -SpongeBob
Chocolate!!! Chooocolate! Choocklaate!!!
Ohh, my aching tenticles!-Squidward
SpongeBob: What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"
Spongebob: You okay, Patrick?
Back in texas, we call ice cream frozen cow juice.-Sandy
Hahahaha! I called you SpongeBoob! Who's SpongeBoob?' -Patrick
Just do what I do when I have problems. SCREAM.
knocks on door\Fish:Hello?\Patrick: I love you\fish slams door
Someone call the police, there's a pants thief on the loose.-S.Bob
Today ... I start living!
Yay! A writing stick!' -Patrick
You senile bag of fish paste.
Can you show me how to tie my shoes?-S.Bob/Arrr, I just be a painting of a head
Come back here you barnacle head!
Hey pencil neck slither over here you weak minded fool
My cleats are stuck in your corneas!
Phone In Punchbowl? That's not even on the schedule!'
Smitty somethin-Krabs/Smity what?-S.Bob/uuuh,Smittywerbenyaegermenjensen-Krabs
That naive cube-Plankton
That penny has the most beautiful voice
The most important meal of the day, servin' it up Gary's way! Bop!
Why did you eat my boots Mr. Krabs?-SpongeBob
And everyone pretends to like the fruitcake!
He'll find love somedayBut it'll be with someone his own size like this pickle
Never trust a genie ...' -Patrick
Oh my gosh, a floating shopping list
Oh, bodyguard. My body is in your guarding hands
Why didn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because it was rated Aarrh-S.Bob
With these spiky cleats, anything is possible!' -SpongeBob
I'm ready! I'm ready!
Oh, it's a fake, you idiot!' -Mack ((Tattletale Strangler))
So long suckersI've got a hot date with a little lady,and her name is clarinet
Squidward. Why are you wearing my hat on your nose?' -SpongeBob
Did you hear that, boy? We didn't need to buy a hat.' -Mr Krabs
oh no, he's hot!
Plankton: I don't understand, is there a gas leak in here?
I'm a realistic looking fish head,and I'm live at the fry cook games!