The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy

I took you to Kareokee, Poppy
You sang off key, Poppy
You got booed off the stage, Poppy
As usual, you went into a rage, Poppy
You acted like a chimpanzee, Poppy
So I threw you in the sea, Poppy

It was a funny lark, Poppy
Until you got eaten by a shark, Poppy
He vomited you back up, Poppy
You were too foul for his sup, Poppy
He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
After we gave him CPR, Poppy
The last time we seen him, Poppy
He said he was going Vegan, Poppy
And that he was going south, Poppy
To find something to get your foul taste out of his mouth,
Poppy

Poor, poor, poor, pityful Poppy
Her wardrobe is so sloppy
Her boobs are so floppy
Her panties are so gloppy
Acting like Ophra Winfrey's carbon copy

You got bitten by an adder snake, Poppy
Then you stepped on the spikes of a rake, Poppy
And it hit you in the head, Poppy
We thought you were dead, Poppy
But you're not that lucky, Poppy
Your life continues to be sucky, Poppy

You insulted a guy, Poppy
Who turned out to be Popeye, Poppy
And he hit you in the eye, Poppy
For being such a wise guy, Poppy
You he did hog tie, Poppy
Your ass did he deep fry, Poppy
And mailed you to the FBI, Poppy
For selling pot from Urugray, Poppy
So you went back to your sty, Poppy
And had a good long cry, Poppy
Because you lost a great guy, Poppy
Such as I, Poppy


Poor, poor, poor, pityful Poppy
Her wardrobe is so sloppy
Her boobs are so floppy
Her panties are so gloppy
Acting like Ophra Winfrey's carbon copy