Ah luv mah dawwg more 'n any man
or bitch - cawz hee luvs mee
laike men an' wimin' neever luv
- that's uncondition'lee
Hee's nevir mad if ah'm out laate
coz ah wawz gittin' druunk
He treats mee laike a he-roh
Even when ah am a skuunk
He don't ma-ind if ah whip 'im
when ah'm half out of mah ma-ind
Why! He jes waits fir me to stawp
an' thinks that's bein' ka-ind
He thinks the sun shaines out mah ass
he cowers at mah fe-eet
that dawg's got smarts like nobawdy
ah think ah'll ivir me-eet
Sure wish ah noo some wiminfolk
as helpful with mah hawgs
Ah'd maree me one jes laike Shep
but thems ah knows is
dawgz










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