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Dawgz

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Ah luv mah dawwg more 'n any man
or bitch - cawz hee luvs mee
laike men an' wimin' neever luv
- that's uncondition'lee

Hee's nevir mad if ah'm out laate
coz ah wawz gittin' druunk
He treats mee laike a he-roh
Even when ah am a skuunk

He don't ma-ind if ah whip 'im
when ah'm half out of mah ma-ind
Why! He jes waits fir me to stawp
an' thinks that's bein' ka-ind

He thinks the sun shaines out mah ass
he cowers at mah fe-eet
that dawg's got smarts like nobawdy
ah think ah'll ivir me-eet

Sure wish ah noo some wiminfolk
as helpful with mah hawgs
Ah'd maree me one jes laike Shep
but thems ah knows is

 dawgz



Author notes

Any man who says he loves his dog more than a woman shouldn't be allowed have either.

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  • Kailasrose
    1 day ago
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    This is so adorable.. and the rythm is like... wow... i love this, i really doo. Great job!

  • tirwander gold member
    September 25
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    hahaha very nice! you must do your linguistics research here where in live in the Appalachian Mountains! It makes me feel just like I'm talkin to someone from here! I must say that I could probably find a good amount of guys here who would agree with this poem too. :-P


  • Kayla Ratava
    September 23
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    Purdy Nice

    hahahaha and heheheheh. I really laiked that there poem ma'am. It twas mighty innerstin.

    Really it was. And I agree that no man should love his dog more than his woman! Whats funny is I live in the country so i hear people speak like that almost every day. But you dont run into a true redneck that often. They are special to say the least. hehe. All your rhyming seems to me right on key. *applause*

  • firefly53633
    August 27
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    Aw! You are much too kind! Thank

  • firefly53633
    August 27

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    Pretty Funny!

    I think this is reqlly quite funny! The dialect really makes it! I don't agree with his way of thought....but it was great to read! Nice job


  • Lute
    August 21

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    well, now reckon I reckon sometimes it's a toss-up, cause I have had a few of both, and there were times I wished that I had had neither.



    check out Zara's Dot for dialect.

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  • john-729
    July 10

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    haha this is funny. not really a nonsense poem, but not really anyother kind either. its so "in your face." i hate it but write what you love man. Props.
    john

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  • I'm sorry >w< cause this is one comment from me, I know you will want to delete..
    Well I get what its about..only from your author notes...this is no way was enjoyable to read.

    and such a dis-respect to the english language in my opinion

    i would have liked this if it was written in normal english

    thats all..im sorry..but yeah


    Cindy

    Whta the hell is this CRAP


  • ladyjanew gold member
    July 5

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    Sounds like Huck Finn meets Larry the Cable Guy. Very nice poem, even if the dog owner is an abusive little shit. Good character poem!

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    • Windhover gold member
      July 5
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      Who y'all callin' abusive?

      Yew wiminfolk oughta lirn yewr place! If mah waife spoke to me laikt that ah'd feed her to mah dawgs!
      Thanks fir reedin' an' commentin' enahways. >W<

  • dave ochs silver member
    July 5
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    hey john

    you know for you to ridicule me on my spelling and grammer is really something this was full mispellings and typo's doesn't your Pc have spell check? There were also a lot of words I never heard of...however if this was a take off on some dumb red neck from the Ozarks then this was brilliant.
    dave

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    • Windhover gold member
      July 5
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      Yew jes thank yewr so dang smart!

      Yew big city-slickers with yewr 'spell-check' and grammer make me pewwk! If mah dawg didn't have to keep runnin' in thet there wheel to keep this here computer fired up ah'd have him take a piece out of yewr ass! >W<

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