I drove a little too far
into a crosswalk
where a woman was walking
figuring she was annoyed
I blew her a kiss
surprisingly she motioned me
to roll down the window
“I need a drink,” she said
“I’ll give you a hand job for ten bucks”
but I said, “how bout a blow job”
I figured I would always
give myself a hand job
but I can’t give myself a blow job
I’m just not that flexible
“no” she said
“but I’ll give you the hand job
for five”
which is a bargain
but I’d of felt bad
having her do all that
manual labor
for a lousy five bucks
so I told her no
and she thanked me
for the kiss
and walked away
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What should I say to a poem like this?
Are you sure she wasn't just jerking your chain? I mean trying to pull one over on you? I mean just stroking your
ego? Do you think she might have just been jacking you around. No seriously. I can believe this happened very easily. I'm from the country originally. Shortly after I moved to the city I was at a convenience store late at night when I was approached in a similar manner. This young "lady" said she needed a carton of cigarettes so she would have sex with me right there in my pick up truck for twenty five dollars. I was shocked that she would suggest such a thing and told her so. "Why little missy that's outragous!" I began. "Where I come from we have what we call a Stud Fee. I don't do it for less than
One Hundred and I get the pick of the litter." She left without her cigarettes.
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they cost more here.
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Hey dave,
Your poems are like anecdotes written in poetic form, i suppose that's why its appealing. Its two things rolled into one. After reading it makes you wonder if it DID happen. Then again, i wouldn't want the answer.
A bargain indeed, but nice of you to say no. Five bucks for manual labor is too much of a bargain.
Enjoyable as always dave.
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hey iphios
thanks for commenting, I'm glad your not asking if it really happened, like a good poker says, never show your hand (no pun intended).
dave
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I think this must be...
... the Ocksian version of Frost's "The Road Not Taken".
Very funny. And at least you THINK about taking a walk on the wild side, most poor b*$^*£@$ sped all their energy surpressing the temptation.
(And one must say, ten bucks certainly IS a bargain.)
Best RA. Rewarded 6
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hey ra
thanks for the response without the backhand. maybe some of the best bargains are the ones you turn down.
dave
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LoL
Well that's definately one of the most unique responses to just blowing a simple kiss can do. quite an interesting experience. Living outside the big city and not travelling there doesn't give me a high percentage rate of having an encounter with somebody as hhumurously sad is the way I guess I'd explain it from the way you've written this one. but then again she should have been a better saleswoman and started higher, maybe then ya wouldnt have felt bad about giving her the money for the manual labor? LoL or was that just created and put in the poem for a creative diversion of what you were really thinking or what really happened haha
just messin around, but then again ya never know...As always this is definately a Dave poem and I thought you did a great job. I like how the poem displayed the conversational and thoughtful moments of the time, its just too bad you didn't know what she was thinking other than "give me some money please," that would have made the ping-pong conversation feel to it a little stronger. But still a very very good write. thanks so much for sharing haha
TTYL
MM
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hey marcus
sorry for the slow response, lets just say this was a "found poem."
dave
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