Just being born
was your first offence
your mere presence at the scene
of the planet
enough to make an innocent man
lose his senses
an inciteement
to not-so-original
sin
the way you bust out
of that dress
reasonable cause
for indictment
reckless endangerment
irresponsible dissemination
of excitement
The sex-police should
pick you up
you should be detained
at my pleasure
your bail
would be set high
your sentence would be
stiff
I'd make sure
you received the full measure
of the law
I'm on your case
I'm working on your profile
you're my most wanted
and I'm closing in
bad cop I am
good cop I aint
It's me
who'll have to wear
the restaints
.
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Arresting
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Ha Ha!
The arresting officer is not at liberty to divulge the information Ma'am! But he sure do appreciate th' inquiry! >W<
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Down dirty.
Funny, well-wrought, great use of language and irony, nice one kiddo.
xRA
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