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I'm A Redneck... Get Over It.

You think all Rednecks are stupid?

You think they're reckless?

Well, you haven't met me yet.

I'm a pure bred, home grown Redneck.

I'm a real nice person.

Just don't get me angry.

I fish,

I used to drink,

But it's all cool.

We DON'T BLOW STUFF UP!

(Those are redneck-wannabe's)

So, if you're thinkin' of makin' fun

Of a redneck....

You think about me.

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  • Brian Balzer gold member
    September 24

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    Cute.

    I'm sorry dear. But I have to disagree with the blowing stuff up line. I'm a redneck flatlands hill billy through snd through and I've things up a time or two. Sometimes theres a need fer it. Ya know. Still cute though.

  • Miss O Malley
    September 24

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    it doesn't come across as a poem, but yeah, where im at we kinda do blow stuff up. like the boy's bathroom.... i wasn't in charge of that tho.