Poems by ladyjanew, by newest first

• Neediness Poem

  Will you be the one
  I write poetry for?

  by ladyjanew 66 words, 6 comments, on Jul 14 2:40 PM. In Lost love, Raw, Hope
• Midnight is for poetry

  Midnight is for poetry,
  when undernourished imagination feasts.

  by ladyjanew 109 words, on Jul 14 2:31 PM. In Rhyme, Inspirational, Alliteration, Imagery
• Publishing Blues

  English professors want lyrical ballads.
  Zines want bombastic bitching.

  by ladyjanew 52 words, 6 comments, on Jul 14 2:22 PM. In Rhyme, Lyrics, Hope, Musings
• Fleeting thoughts

  Sometimes I wish I was dead.
  No more worries to trouble my head.

  by ladyjanew 169 words, on Jul 14 2:14 PM. In Rhyme, Depression, Musings, Angst
• Moist Inferno

  But that blaze died.
  Consumed by Lethian waters

  by ladyjanew 49 words, on Jul 14 2:04 PM. In Wierd, Lost love, Musings, Abstract
• Parody of Tammy Wynette's Stand by Your Man

  Stand by your brain
  Give it lots of books to read

  by ladyjanew 128 words, 1 comment, on Jul 5 11:31 PM. In Rhyme, Weird, Lyrics, Humor
• Alliteration Excercise

  My mind is a corroded cacophony - / a silly symphony of anxious ennui, / poundingly played by a fruity Sadducee / who put LSD in his caffine-free green tea, / and finished with a final finale / performing a guitar solo ala Tin Pan Alley.

  by ladyjanew 42 words, 2 comments, on Jul 1 11:31 PM. In Wierd, Imagery, Humor, Beat, Rhyme, Alliteration
• When I'm thin: A Lament

  by ladyjanew 394 words, 4 comments, on Jun 28 11:54 PM. In Adult, Agnst, Rhyme, Sad
• Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol

  Sing a song of silliness,
  Entertain amusing ambuscades.

  by ladyjanew 24 words, 3 comments, on Jun 9 2:56 PM. In Weird, Humor, Fantasy, Rhyme, Alliteration
• The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy

  He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
  After we gave him CPR, Poppy

  by ladyjanew 279 words, 2 comments, on Jun 2 11:53 PM. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Lost love, Anger, Hate
• Pretty Penelope

  You're the Goddess I tithe, Penny
  I love you more than life, Penny

  by ladyjanew 248 words, 2 comments, on Jun 1 2:57 PM. In Love, Lyrics
• Can't Get My Arms Around You

  You're just too fat to be true,
  Can't get my arms around you

  by ladyjanew 168 words, 2 comments, on Mar 30 12:52 PM. In Humor, song, parody
• Oh Poppy (Sung to Barry Manilow's Oh Mandy)

  You never gave but kept on taking
  Until I sent you away, Oh Poppy

  by ladyjanew 261 words, 3 comments, on Feb 24 9:30 PM. In Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Weird, Personal
• The Muse

  Possessed by the Muse Divine
  Ignoring housework, ignoring time

  by ladyjanew 139 words, 8 comments, on Feb 17 12:33 PM. In Lyrics, Hope, Musings, Thoughts
• Dedicated to James Wilby

  Sunlight waves framing thy classic face / Stunning member of the English race / / Angelic voice like a concerto violin / hints at the bea

  by ladyjanew 98 words, 7 comments, on Feb 17 12:15 PM. In Sunlight waves framing thy classic face
• Old People Rant

  Do old people ever wonder about the children they abused?
  About why their kids grew up so confused?

  by ladyjanew 290 words, 2 comments, on Feb 17 12:09 PM
• Induvidualism poem

  You don't care about gossip and shopping
  about drinking and club hopping

  by ladyjanew 382 words, 1 comment, on Feb 17 11:43 AM. In Rant, Life, Society, Personal
• Lament

  I write my poems
  slitting open my heart

  by ladyjanew 124 words, 2 comments, on Feb 17 11:21 AM. In Angst, Dark, Free verse, Sad, Personal
• Ode to Housework

  Dirty dishes
  Messy rooms

  by ladyjanew 165 words, on Feb 17 11:11 AM. In Humor, Rant, Angst
• Unrequited

  by ladyjanew 359 words, 2 comments, on Feb 15 10:48 AM. In Adult, Angst, Love, Sad
• Ode to 1981 7th grade crush

  Will you be my cartoon-drawing boyfriend
  If I make you laugh?

  by ladyjanew 244 words, 4 comments, on Feb 13 3:04 PM. In Love, humor