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That Poor Guy Had a Seizure! Car flipped!!!

. 1 2 3 4 Yesterday, my wife had gone and got me a new used tire for my car before I had woken up because my right front tire would go flat everyday. I have a tire inflator in my car that plugs in and works pretty quick. So, off I went to work the usual 1 hour before I have to start

November 27, 2009, 600 words. → 10 comments, Add one?

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DebraLynn : Welcome! on December 18, 2008

I'm too exhausted right now (I've been up 32-1/2 hours) to do justice to anything I might read, so I'll read your poems when I'm fresh and, for now, I'll sign your guestbook. I'm glad to have met you and I look forward to reading your stuff.

-Debbie
Brian Balzer : Hello Redbarchettadrive on December 16, 2008

Welcome to sharepoetry. This is a small, yet rapidly growing community of talented poets. Most of the folks here are fairly friendly most of the time. If you have any questions feel free to holler. I'm happy to help anytime I can. Enjoy your stay. I have compiled a list of helpful hints I will send to you that would help explain a few things. They explain the point system and how to win a free membership and things like that. Let me know if you if you find them helpful and if you think of anything that could be added. Just a note, this is not an automated message. It is a personal welcome from a fellow poet. Welcome.
Read ya 'round,
BKB

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on ~Mine through Rhyme by redbarchettadrive, on January 2, 2009
Thanks so much for your help lorek!
on ~Christ Mass Murder by redbarchettadrive, on December 28, 2008
Are you dun?
Howdy!
I usually don't write nasty crap like this.
I do realize that it's sick, but, the prompt told me to.
I mean, this is my take from the prompt given. I love Steven King books and evidently it has reflected here.
I liked this part of your comment the most:

"This is more like an Anti-Christmas poem, like "welcome Prince of Peace; who needs gold, frankincense and myrrh? Please accept this gift of dead boy pretzel toungues, a good helping of baked Momma Wellington, and a stuffed dad(don't worry, the head, hands and giblets are inside)."

Christmas (is) the best time of the year!
It represents the birth of my Lord and hopefully yours.
I really do believe in God. Ask anyone I know, that I don't even cuss. It took one lady 2 years to figure that out at another job I worked at. I was just going for the shock & awe for the win. I won. I moved on. Thanks for the excellent comment though.
God bless...
Now, I'm dun.