Poems about Humor

• Simple Chemistry

  Do a shot!!
  Tip the bartender well.

  by algoressister 173 words, 1 comment, 1 day ago. In Beat, Contemporary, Free verse, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Rhyme, Weird. Reward
• Yuk!

  It smells good. / It looks good. / Your hungry. / Mouth watering. / Triangle of food on your tray. / Pay for it. / Walk to a table. / Sit down. / Open milk. / Take a drink. / Pick up triangle. / Take a bite. / Swallow it real quic

  by twilight-lani 51 words, 2 comments, on Sep 3 6:48 PM. In humor
• Hang the Thomas

  The thorny cheat, tricky beast laid a / Falsely famous phantom feast for the / Guv’nors jumbled, ruthless ensemble / Striking fear in the peasants, make them tremble. / / Shaking boots and legs aquiver / As the onlookers watch with a ghostly

  by Wacko Jacko 92 words, on Sep 2 4:26 PM. In Rant, Rhyme, Humor, Life, Weird
• The Enemy

  I waited in a thicket / by a splashing stream / for the inevitable fight to happen. / At least I had the satisfaction of knowing / the enemy would not easily find me. / I would hold out and escape. / / That turned out to be brick-difficult

  by Goin 2 Ashes 238 words, on Aug 25 8:57 PM. In Free verse, Humor
• Someone Sent Me A Note

  A/N:imitating the style of ee Cummings / / / / not- / icing that / my poem contained a mi- / stake / which I would have loved to / stick in her heart- / / ily / / i went about my business / / with her note stuck in my

  by Goin 2 Ashes 134 words, 1 comment, on Aug 22 4:20 PM. In Humor
• Anticipation

  by algoressister 100 words, on Aug 19 6:26 PM. In Adult, Free verse, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Thoughts
• Scarlet Women

  / / / My Dad told me to stay away / from the path / / Hell hath no fury / like a girl in red / but she'll lure you / with her basketfull / of goodies / / that's what my oul' fella said / / Of course, I had to look /

  by Windhover 123 words, 4 comments, on Aug 18 5:20 PM. In Rhyme, Humor, Fantasy
• The Gap only has three colors: navy, white, and khaki

  by ravenontheleft 68 words, 9 comments, on Jul 24 4:01 AM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Thoughts
• Loose Legged Legend

  by marcusmoore 144 words, 10 comments, on Jul 21 11:56 AM. In Adult, Adult Humor, Humor, Rhyme, Free Verse
• Grace

  by Keaton Banks 160 words, 2 comments, on Jul 15 11:25 PM. In Dark, Free verse, Humor, Weird, Personal, Love, Contemporary
• A Bottle's Tail

  by mojojames 632 words, 9 comments, on Jul 7 10:07 AM. In Adult, Dark, Humor
• Parody of Tammy Wynette's Stand by Your Man

  Stand by your brain
  Give it lots of books to read

  by ladyjanew 128 words, 1 comment, on Jul 5 11:31 PM. In Rhyme, Weird, Lyrics, Humor
• Alliteration Excercise

  My mind is a corroded cacophony - / a silly symphony of anxious ennui, / poundingly played by a fruity Sadducee / who put LSD in his caffine-free green tea, / and finished with a final finale / performing a guitar solo ala Tin Pan Alley.

  by ladyjanew 42 words, 1 comment, on Jul 1 11:31 PM. In Wierd, Imagery, Humor, Beat, Rhyme, Alliteration
• a topographical map of a nipple and a pinch of unspeakable circumstance

  by ravenontheleft 190 words, 6 comments, on Jun 30 7:49 PM. In Adult, Dark, Love, Humor, Personal
• Teachers Are Strange

  Sometimes teachers creep me out / With their really strange ways / Like when they draw about / The math we’ve learned today / / I don’t need a detailed cartoon / Of a person, giant fish, and boat / Or to learn math by music tune / It’s ac

  by oxymoron270 90 words, 3 comments, on Jun 13 11:04 AM. In life, weird, humor, rhyme, rant, picture inspired
• Friends With You

  I miss being together with you / Singing loud songs on the bus / (Which I used to really hate) / Or just napping through the ride / / I mi

  by oxymoron270 193 words, on Jun 12 6:33 PM. In free verse, humor, life, personal, friendship
• Keeping Busy

  Keeping busy makes me mad / Doing so is hard when I feel sad / I get angry at the game, throw it on the ground / In the back room is where I can be found / / It doesn’t keep my attention / So I go from thing to thing / It causes lots of ten

  by oxymoron270 78 words, on Jun 12 3:09 PM. In angst, humor, life, personal, rant, rhyme, sad, anger
• A Class All My Own

  I entered the classroom nervously / Holding my papers and materials / This was the day I’d teach my class / A class that was all my own / W

  by oxymoron270 192 words, on Jun 12 1:43 PM. In humor, thought, peception, concrete, friendship, language, inspirational, free
• When I Am Mad

  When I am mad / I laugh. / / Yes, I'd like to smash a window / Or throw something across the room / But somehow when I am mad / I laugh. /

  by oxymoron270 65 words, on Jun 10 10:03 PM. In free verse, humor, life, personal, weird, rage
• Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol

  Sing a song of silliness,
  Entertain amusing ambuscades.

  by ladyjanew 24 words, 3 comments, on Jun 9 2:56 PM. In Weird, Humor, Fantasy, Rhyme, Alliteration
• How I Managed to Fall Asleep Beside You in a Room Full of Your Pepperoni Pizza/Ranch Vomit

  of the MP3 you made me entitled “Rapes For Sale,”
  which was followed by the sequel “(used) Dildos For Sale.”

  by ravenontheleft 110 words, 6 comments, on Jun 4 2:21 AM. In Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy

  He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
  After we gave him CPR, Poppy

  by ladyjanew 279 words, 2 comments, on Jun 2 11:53 PM. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Lost love, Anger, Hate
• On Pinching Boys When Leaving Bars

  by ravenontheleft 73 words, 6 comments, on May 10 12:55 AM. In Adult, Contemporary, Humor, Personal, Love
• You are More Essential than GOR-TEX Boots for the Snow

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 11 comments, on May 7 12:57 AM. In Adult, Humor, Life, Love, Personal
• Among The Mything

  Madeaf-mute / / and blind / by encircling swelling bubbles / in their minds / the town masters limp along in tight-fitting boots / / the band passes them by / as / their soprano silver whistles / enthrall the greens and browns alike

  by Goin 2 Ashes 229 words, on Apr 28 7:24 AM. In fantasy, humor
• Kiss and make up (Child's Play)

  / "Girls are so stupid / I'm not playing this any more" / / "Well, I'm not playing war-games. / All

  by Windhover 357 words, 9 comments, on Apr 27 10:58 AM. In Rhyme, Life, Humor
• No One Has Ever Begun a Healthy Relationship Gyrating Beneath a Disco Ball at 1:32am

  by ravenontheleft 153 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:58 PM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Life, Weird, Personal
• I'd Be Better Suited as the Comically Large Stuffed Snake

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 2 comments, on Apr 23 6:50 PM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• “These springy antennae are going to waste. What a world! What a world!” aka the Day I Ruined My Life to Save 45 Cents

  I could rescue my iPod charger
  from the clutches of the salsa.

  by ravenontheleft 152 words, 1 comment, on Apr 23 6:41 PM. In Humor, Life, Weird, Dark
• Four Fabulously Fascinating Conversation Starters for Drug Fiends, Feminists and Amerigo Vespucci

  97 percent of bees are female. The males are solely utilized for copulation, but I remain unconvinced because how could

  by ravenontheleft 120 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:36 PM. In Humor, Nature, Weird