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Poems about Humor

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  • Family Project Two. My #2 son, age 7 was idea man, I wrote the poem, Enoq, age 9 illustrated.
    by DebraLynn 132 words, 10 comments, on Nov 12 9:18 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor, Childrens, Family
  • Family Project One. My #2 son, age 7 was idea man, I wrote the poem, Enoq, age 9 illustrated.
    by DebraLynn 82 words, 6 comments, on Nov 12 8:38 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor, Childrens, Family
  • A sort of teenage rebellion against parental authority. Written when I was in high school.
    by DebraLynn 228 words, 6 comments, on Nov 12 3:20 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Teens
  • by rhetorica 206 words, 2 comments, on Nov 5 6:25 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor
  • A fight between a goose and duck / to see who'd have the better luck / Took place beneath / a pickup truck / / A loud slam echoed through the woods / But neither bird was hurt; / Instead the truck drove off the road / and left the duck i
    by Fastlane2121 170 words, 7 comments, on Nov 4 1:40 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Nature
  • by Windhover 164 words, 8 comments, on Nov 3 12:51 AM 2008. In Satirical Rhyme, Humor
  • 1 / Stray cat yawns / Under a crown / As its taken / from my front lawn. / / 2 / Dum dum lollipops / Tastier than porkchops / Take them fr
    by Fastlane2121 62 words, 2 comments, on Nov 1 10:26 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor, Society
  • by rhetorica 353 words, 2 comments, on Nov 1 7:16 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Life, Free verse
  • / >A poem a day / keeps the boredom away. / That is what / I always say. / I pick up a pencil / and scribble away. / I write down in rhythm / what I want to convey. / When it is finished /
    by Brian Balzer 54 words, 6 comments, on Oct 31 10:13 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Beat
  • Poetry Soup / / Note: not to be confused / with alphabet soup. / / Making soup / / is the most / / like making poetry. / / Anyone c
    by celestialpie 196 words, 7 comments, on Oct 28 10:36 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Free verse, Humor, Writing, Poetry
  • I’m not a Poet / I can’t write a poem / it’s just too hard to do it. / If you don’t believe me / I’ll sit down and prove it. / I have
    by Brian Balzer 86 words, 16 comments, on Oct 25 5:09 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor
  • When I sit upon the toilet, / and try to take a crap, / I strain so stinking hard, / I might have a heart attack. / When I sit upon the toilet, / it fills me up with grief. / I strain for all I’m worth, / and s
    by Brian Balzer 111 words, 10 comments, on Oct 25 4:16 PM 2008. In Life, Personal, Humor
  • As the last heart stops / what will remain / after / intellect / humility / kindness / love / etc etc / are / stupidity and lies. / These
    by rhetorica 136 words, 6 comments, on Oct 24 6:18 AM 2008. In Humor, Free verse, Thoughts
  • Amid the flood of faces I stood / Unsure of who they are and why I should care / I move forward through the crowd / Glancing, looking, sear
    by BJ Colvin 86 words, 6 comments, on Oct 22 10:25 PM 2008. In Love, Humor
  • by rhetorica 369 words, 9 comments, on Oct 19 12:08 PM 2008. In Adult, Erotica, Humor
  • Yellow poem / / To all,hello / I`m a fellow / who will bellow / I LOVE YELLOW. / / Like And But Poem / / Some words i do not / like,like
    by rhetorica 67 words, 3 comments, on Oct 18 8:02 PM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Childrens
  • "What a lucky day I've had." / I told my best friend. / "Why was it so darn lucky?" / He asked me curiously. / "Just relax, and I will / te
    by Brian Balzer 412 words, 21 comments, on Oct 15 6:56 PM 2008. In Life, Humor
  • There was a young boy named David / whose parents were always quite livid. / Young David was very bold / he didn't do as he was told. / David had several bad habits. / If he wanted something he'd grab it. / He'd run, cry and shout. / He'd th
    by Brian Balzer 133 words, 4 comments, on Oct 10 7:30 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Beat
  • I saw a spider on the wall / and watched as it began to crawl / towards a fly upon the wall. / I simply had to wonde
    by Brian Balzer 65 words, 8 comments, on Oct 8 7:43 AM 2008. In Life, Nature, Humor, Rhyme, Beat
  • My son has a kitten named Sunshine / / He thinks bedtime is playtime. / / He'll run and he'll jump / / with a very loud thump. / / He p
    by Brian Balzer 52 words, 8 comments, on Oct 2 10:19 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Rhyme
  • My life reminds me of my car / or vice versa / When my car was brand new / it seemed perfect. / I guess you could say the same / about my c
    by Brian Balzer 281 words, 2 comments, on Oct 1 8:45 AM 2008. In Thoughts, Life, Humor. Reward
  • I met an old man in the park one day / / when I sat down beside him, he said to go play. / / At first I thought that he was real mad / /
    by Brian Balzer 114 words, 10 comments, on Sep 28 6:49 PM 2008. In Life, Humor, Rhyme, Beat. Reward
  • Oh have you heard of Hon Printai, / The land of beasts and lore? / If never told this story bold, / Then you I shall not bore. / / (I) / I
    by tirwander 200 words, 2 comments, on Sep 28 8:17 AM 2008. In Fantasy, Humor, Lyrics, Nature, Rhyme, Ballad, Thoughts
  • "So, what breaks you silly man," / He asked the humbled clerk. / The will of such a meager soul, / should surely slip when jerked. / / The clerk replied with honest smile, / my defiances is a perk. / / He turned his head and swore a loft
    by Enoq 147 words, 5 comments, on Sep 26 2:31 PM 2008. In Humor
  • In early year my mind was filled, / with helplessness and rage. / I kept myself from growing up, / by constructing my own cage. / / I knew
    by Enoq 394 words, 21 comments, on Nov 10 12:10 AM 2008. In Beat, Contemporary, Free verse, Humor, Rant, Weird
  • Oh GEEZ, / Where are my KEYS?! / I can't remember, / I'm down on my knees! / Not under there, / Or under that either! / By the time I fin
    by tirwander 181 words, 2 comments, on Sep 25 12:26 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Personal, Weird
  • Readin' / Writin' / POETRY / Hooks me / like a drug. / / I just want / a little bit
    by Brian Balzer 5417 words, 36 comments, on Sep 24 4:05 PM 2008. In Life, Humor, Rhyme, Beat. Reward
  • Sometimes I write my poems / 'cause there's something I must say. / Sometimes I write my poems / to pass the time away. / Sometimes I'll write a poem / 'bout something I have seen. / Sometimes I'll write a poem / 'bout a really
    by Brian Balzer 89 words, 8 comments, on Sep 22 9:50 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Beat, Humor
  • I know it's not perfect but it's a cute little poem with an X title for my Poetry Garden.
    by Brian Balzer 142 words, 7 comments, on Sep 20 10:56 PM 2008. In Life, Humor, Rhyme
  • by Brian Balzer 103 words, 10 comments, on Sep 20 10:07 PM 2008. In Humor, Love, Adult
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