Poems about Humor

• Among The Mything

  Madeaf-mute / / and blind / by encircling swelling bubbles / in their minds / the town masters limp along in tight-fitting boots / / the band passes them by / as / their soprano silver whistles / enthrall the greens and browns alike

  by Goin 2 Ashes 229 words, on Apr 28 7:24 AM 2008. In fantasy, humor
• Kiss and make up (Child's Play)

  / "Girls are so stupid / I'm not playing this any more" / / "Well, I'm not playing war-games. / All

  by Windhover 357 words, 9 comments, on Apr 27 10:58 AM 2008. In Rhyme, Life, Humor
• No One Has Ever Begun a Healthy Relationship Gyrating Beneath a Disco Ball at 1:32am

  by ravenontheleft 153 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:58 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Life, Weird, Personal
• I'd Be Better Suited as the Comically Large Stuffed Snake

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 2 comments, on Apr 23 6:50 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• “These springy antennae are going to waste. What a world! What a world!” aka the Day I Ruined My Life to Save 45 Cents

  I could rescue my iPod charger
  from the clutches of the salsa.

  by ravenontheleft 152 words, 1 comment, on Apr 23 6:41 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Weird, Dark
• Four Fabulously Fascinating Conversation Starters for Drug Fiends, Feminists and Amerigo Vespucci

  97 percent of bees are female. The males are solely utilized for copulation, but I remain unconvinced because how could

  by ravenontheleft 120 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:36 PM 2008. In Humor, Nature, Weird
• I’d Offer You Some, But I Don’t Want to Get Too Close Because You Smell Funny

  So nearby, who must observe with longing and
  Yet cannot partake, as their jaws have likely rotted.
  

  by ravenontheleft 99 words, 5 comments, on Apr 23 6:30 PM 2008. In Dark, Humor, Weird
• The Life Saving Properties of Heroin Would be Highly Beneficial to the U.S. Legal System...Plus, It Just Plain Feels Good

  by ravenontheleft 161 words, on Apr 23 6:23 PM 2008. In Adult, Weird, Humor, Life
• To the Eviscerated Squirrel Who Lounges at the Base of the Mayhew Street Hill

  by ravenontheleft 106 words, 7 comments, on Apr 23 6:11 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Nature, Weird
• Bored Titty-BarTender

  by marcusmoore 144 words, 37 comments, on Apr 2 7:24 AM 2008. In Adult, Life, Humor, Society, Rhyme, Sad, Weird
• Can't Get My Arms Around You

  You're just too fat to be true,
  Can't get my arms around you

  by ladyjanew 168 words, 2 comments, on Mar 30 12:52 PM 2008. In Humor, song, parody
• Oral Diarrhea

  by marcusmoore 148 words, 40 comments, on Mar 10 8:12 AM 2008. In Adult, Rhyme, Rant, Sad, Personal, Humor, Life, Anger, Rage, Weird Family
• Baiser Mon Cul

  I betimes have this nemesis
  and yon ass that he doth kiss

  by Dun 24 words, 10 comments, on Feb 28 6:05 PM 2008. In angst, big meany head, humor, tough guy, sad...so very sad
• Oh Poppy (Sung to Barry Manilow's Oh Mandy)

  You never gave but kept on taking
  Until I sent you away, Oh Poppy

  by ladyjanew 261 words, 3 comments, on Feb 24 9:30 PM 2008. In Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Weird, Personal
• Colosseums

  / / meeting old men / is like reading / about the Roman Empire / / it had its day / / but it shrivelled away / (they all drank / and

  by Windhover 74 words, 6 comments, on Feb 21 7:35 AM 2008. In Life, Humor
• Ode to Housework

  Dirty dishes
  Messy rooms

  by ladyjanew 165 words, on Feb 17 11:11 AM 2008. In Humor, Rant, Angst
• Ode to 1981 7th grade crush

  Will you be my cartoon-drawing boyfriend
  If I make you laugh?

  by ladyjanew 244 words, 4 comments, on Feb 13 3:04 PM 2008. In Love, humor
• The Coat

  I took it to the wahing machine
  and laid into it with a baseball bat

  by Windhover 487 words, 12 comments, on Feb 2 6:13 PM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Weird
• Laugh Laugh Laugh

  I am Mr. Laugh / I laugh and laugh and laugh / / I dont know how to cry.. / I wish i never ever try... / / There is no reason why... / Yo

  by rhythmdivine 87 words, 1 comment, on Jan 31 11:32 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Weird
• 896 reasons why your toothbrush is not allowed inside my house

  calls. Claims It’s a tenor
  when I’m sure It’s a baritone.
  

  by ravenontheleft 143 words, 15 comments, on Jan 31 4:02 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Love, Weird
• I don’t have too much of a problem with egg crates, however

  I hate furniture, most
  types anyway. They

  by ravenontheleft 73 words, 15 comments, on Jan 29 1:37 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Humor, Weird
• College Teachers: by a Non-Traditional Student

  And out Of your dogma You peek.

  by algoressister 114 words, 1 comment, on Jan 14 7:56 PM 2008. In Beat, Contemporary, Free verse, Humor, Life, Rant, Rhyme, Sad, Society, Weird
• prĭ-těn'shəs -adj.

  You’re giving me Ashley,
  but I need Mary-Kate.

  by ravenontheleft 85 words, 7 comments, on Jan 10 10:10 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Weird
• from the desk of an Office Max preferred customer

  by ravenontheleft 108 words, 13 comments, on Jan 6 2:21 AM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• It's not the heat, It's the humidity!

  with the grace of a typhoon
  bred with a one legged elephant.

  by ravenontheleft 136 words, 10 comments, on Dec 24 12:41 AM 2007. In Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal
• to hell with the meek, those greedy bastards already inherit the earth

  by ravenontheleft 102 words, 11 comments, on Dec 20 12:59 AM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Society, Weird
• why this is not the princess bride:

  by ravenontheleft 175 words, 11 comments, on Dec 13 5:46 PM 2007. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird, Adult
• Simple Chemistry

  Alas, love is flawed;
  Not every cake rises.

  by algoressister 177 words, 3 comments, on Dec 11 7:10 PM 2007. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Rhyme
• the catastrophic collision of midlife and quarter-life crises

  just another unforeseen
  screaming into a towel moment,

  by ravenontheleft 148 words, 4 comments, on Dec 9 1:30 PM 2007. In Dark, Humor, Life, Personal
• lovely slow

  and your cherry blossom bare bottom,
  sneaking to the kitchen

  by ravenontheleft 161 words, 7 comments, on Dec 3 2:12 AM 2007. In Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Nature, Personal, Weird