Poems about Humor

• The Enemy

  I waited in a thicket / by a splashing stream / for the inevitable fight to happen. / At least I had the satisfaction of knowing / the enemy would not easily find me. / I would hold out and escape. / / That turned out to be brick-difficult

  by Goin 2 Ashes 238 words, 2 comments, on Aug 25 8:57 PM. In Free verse, Humor
• Someone Sent Me A Note

  A/N:imitating the style of ee Cummings / / / / not- / icing that / my poem contained a mi- / stake / which I would have loved to / stick in her heart- / / ily / / i went about my business / / with her note stuck in my

  by Goin 2 Ashes 134 words, 3 comments, on Aug 22 4:20 PM. In Humor
• Scarlet Women

  / / / My Dad told me to stay away / from the path / / Hell hath no fury / like a girl in red / but she'll lure you / with her basketfull / of goodies / / that's what my oul' fella said / / Of course, I had to look /

  by Windhover 123 words, 5 comments, on Aug 18 5:20 PM. In Rhyme, Humor, Fantasy
• The Gap only has three colors: navy, white, and khaki

  by ravenontheleft 68 words, 9 comments, on Jul 24 4:01 AM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Thoughts
• Loose Legged Legend

  by marcusmoore 144 words, 12 comments, on Jul 21 11:56 AM. In Adult, Adult Humor, Humor, Rhyme, Free Verse
• Grace

  by Keaton Banks 160 words, 2 comments, on Jul 15 11:25 PM. In Dark, Free verse, Humor, Weird, Personal, Love, Contemporary
• Parody of Tammy Wynette's Stand by Your Man

  Stand by your brain
  Give it lots of books to read

  by ladyjanew 128 words, 1 comment, on Jul 5 11:31 PM. In Rhyme, Weird, Lyrics, Humor
• Alliteration Excercise

  My mind is a corroded cacophony - / a silly symphony of anxious ennui, / poundingly played by a fruity Sadducee / who put LSD in his caffine-free green tea, / and finished with a final finale / performing a guitar solo ala Tin Pan Alley.

  by ladyjanew 42 words, 2 comments, on Jul 1 11:31 PM. In Wierd, Imagery, Humor, Beat, Rhyme, Alliteration
• a topographical map of a nipple and a pinch of unspeakable circumstance

  by ravenontheleft 190 words, 6 comments, on Jun 30 7:49 PM. In Adult, Dark, Love, Humor, Personal
• Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol

  Sing a song of silliness,
  Entertain amusing ambuscades.

  by ladyjanew 24 words, 3 comments, on Jun 9 2:56 PM. In Weird, Humor, Fantasy, Rhyme, Alliteration
• How I Managed to Fall Asleep Beside You in a Room Full of Your Pepperoni Pizza/Ranch Vomit

  of the MP3 you made me entitled “Rapes For Sale,”
  which was followed by the sequel “(used) Dildos For Sale.”

  by ravenontheleft 110 words, 6 comments, on Jun 4 2:21 AM. In Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy

  He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
  After we gave him CPR, Poppy

  by ladyjanew 279 words, 2 comments, on Jun 2 11:53 PM. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Lost love, Anger, Hate
• On Pinching Boys When Leaving Bars

  by ravenontheleft 73 words, 6 comments, on May 10 12:55 AM. In Adult, Contemporary, Humor, Personal, Love
• You are More Essential than GOR-TEX Boots for the Snow

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 11 comments, on May 7 12:57 AM. In Adult, Humor, Life, Love, Personal
• Among The Mything

  Madeaf-mute / / and blind / by encircling swelling bubbles / in their minds / the town masters limp along in tight-fitting boots / / the band passes them by / as / their soprano silver whistles / enthrall the greens and browns alike

  by Goin 2 Ashes 229 words, on Apr 28 7:24 AM. In fantasy, humor
• Kiss and make up (Child's Play)

  / "Girls are so stupid / I'm not playing this any more" / / "Well, I'm not playing war-games. / All

  by Windhover 357 words, 9 comments, on Apr 27 10:58 AM. In Rhyme, Life, Humor
• No One Has Ever Begun a Healthy Relationship Gyrating Beneath a Disco Ball at 1:32am

  by ravenontheleft 153 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:58 PM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Life, Weird, Personal
• I'd Be Better Suited as the Comically Large Stuffed Snake

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 2 comments, on Apr 23 6:50 PM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• “These springy antennae are going to waste. What a world! What a world!” aka the Day I Ruined My Life to Save 45 Cents

  I could rescue my iPod charger
  from the clutches of the salsa.

  by ravenontheleft 152 words, 1 comment, on Apr 23 6:41 PM. In Humor, Life, Weird, Dark
• Four Fabulously Fascinating Conversation Starters for Drug Fiends, Feminists and Amerigo Vespucci

  97 percent of bees are female. The males are solely utilized for copulation, but I remain unconvinced because how could

  by ravenontheleft 120 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:36 PM. In Humor, Nature, Weird
• I’d Offer You Some, But I Don’t Want to Get Too Close Because You Smell Funny

  So nearby, who must observe with longing and
  Yet cannot partake, as their jaws have likely rotted.
  

  by ravenontheleft 99 words, 5 comments, on Apr 23 6:30 PM. In Dark, Humor, Weird
• The Life Saving Properties of Heroin Would be Highly Beneficial to the U.S. Legal System...Plus, It Just Plain Feels Good

  by ravenontheleft 161 words, on Apr 23 6:23 PM. In Adult, Weird, Humor, Life
• To the Eviscerated Squirrel Who Lounges at the Base of the Mayhew Street Hill

  by ravenontheleft 106 words, 7 comments, on Apr 23 6:11 PM. In Adult, Humor, Nature, Weird
• Breeding Bad Luck

  by jasonbensson 117 words, 10 comments, on Apr 3 1:18 PM. In Adult, Rhyme, Humor, Lyrics, Life, Love, Sad
• Bored Titty-BarTender

  by marcusmoore 144 words, 37 comments, on Apr 2 7:24 AM. In Adult, Life, Humor, Society, Rhyme, Sad, Weird
• Can't Get My Arms Around You

  You're just too fat to be true,
  Can't get my arms around you

  by ladyjanew 168 words, 2 comments, on Mar 30 12:52 PM. In Humor, song, parody
• Oral Diarrhea

  by marcusmoore 148 words, 37 comments, on Mar 10 8:12 AM. In Adult, Rhyme, Rant, Sad, Personal, Humor, Life, Anger, Rage, Weird Family
• Baiser Mon Cul

  I betimes have this nemesis
  and yon ass that he doth kiss

  by Dun 24 words, 10 comments, on Feb 28 6:05 PM. In angst, big meany head, humor, tough guy, sad...so very sad
• Oh Poppy (Sung to Barry Manilow's Oh Mandy)

  You never gave but kept on taking
  Until I sent you away, Oh Poppy

  by ladyjanew 261 words, 3 comments, on Feb 24 9:30 PM. In Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Weird, Personal
• Colosseums

  / / meeting old men / is like reading / about the Roman Empire / / it had its day / / but it shrivelled away / (they all drank / and

  by Windhover 74 words, 6 comments, on Feb 21 7:35 AM. In Life, Humor