Poems about Humor

• Ode to Housework

  Dirty dishes
  Messy rooms

  by ladyjanew 165 words, on Feb 17 11:11 AM. In Humor, Rant, Angst
• Ode to 1981 7th grade crush

  Will you be my cartoon-drawing boyfriend
  If I make you laugh?

  by ladyjanew 244 words, 4 comments, on Feb 13 3:04 PM. In Love, humor
• The Coat

  I took it to the wahing machine
  and laid into it with a baseball bat

  by Windhover 487 words, 12 comments, on Feb 2 6:13 PM. In Humor, Personal, Weird
• Laugh Laugh Laugh

  I am Mr. Laugh / I laugh and laugh and laugh / / I dont know how to cry.. / I wish i never ever try... / / There is no reason why... / Yo

  by rhythmdivine 87 words, 1 comment, on Jan 31 11:32 AM. In Humor, Rhyme, Weird
• 896 reasons why your toothbrush is not allowed inside my house

  calls. Claims It’s a tenor
  when I’m sure It’s a baritone.
  

  by ravenontheleft 143 words, 15 comments, on Jan 31 4:02 AM. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Love, Weird
• I don’t have too much of a problem with egg crates, however

  I hate furniture, most
  types anyway. They

  by ravenontheleft 73 words, 15 comments, on Jan 29 1:37 AM. In Contemporary, Humor, Weird
• prĭ-těn'shəs -adj.

  You’re giving me Ashley,
  but I need Mary-Kate.

  by ravenontheleft 85 words, 7 comments, on Jan 10 10:10 PM. In Humor, Life, Weird
• from the desk of an Office Max preferred customer

  by ravenontheleft 108 words, 13 comments, on Jan 6 2:21 AM. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• It's not the heat, It's the humidity!

  with the grace of a typhoon
  bred with a one legged elephant.

  by ravenontheleft 136 words, 10 comments, on Dec 24 12:41 AM 2007. In Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal
• to hell with the meek, those greedy bastards already inherit the earth

  by ravenontheleft 102 words, 11 comments, on Dec 20 12:59 AM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Society, Weird
• why this is not the princess bride:

  by ravenontheleft 175 words, 11 comments, on Dec 13 5:46 PM 2007. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird, Adult
• the catastrophic collision of midlife and quarter-life crises

  just another unforeseen
  screaming into a towel moment,

  by ravenontheleft 148 words, 4 comments, on Dec 9 1:30 PM 2007. In Dark, Humor, Life, Personal
• lovely slow

  and your cherry blossom bare bottom,
  sneaking to the kitchen

  by ravenontheleft 161 words, 7 comments, on Dec 3 2:12 AM 2007. In Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Nature, Personal, Weird
• Christmas with the Celtic Tiger

  by Windhover 144 words, 9 comments, on Nov 29 10:46 AM 2007. In Life, Humor, Adult, Contemporary, Society
• DNC Anthem

  / [[ready]] / [[ready]] / check this shit… / this is the anthem / of the new NDC / got nothing to prove / but listen to me / / we don’t buy in / and we wont sell out / status is overrated / we live for ourselves / / we don’

  by punkasscas 129 words, 1 comment, on Nov 16 10:18 AM 2007. In humor, rage, statement, anthem
• why do you wear your heart on your ribs?

  sometimes the 200th kiss
  is the fireworks.

  by ravenontheleft 180 words, 8 comments, on Nov 12 6:08 PM 2007. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Powderpuff Coup d'état

  by ravenontheleft 159 words, 7 comments, on Oct 26 2:57 AM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Life, Personal, Sad, Weird
• Just another love poem, or so you think!

  by Keaton Banks 135 words, 13 comments, on Oct 4 10:27 PM 2007. In Humor
• when the cows butcher themselves

  by ravenontheleft 125 words, 5 comments, on Aug 23 4:38 PM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Weird
• Elvis the Clavicle

  / As a collar bone I’d admit to being incorrigible. / Having been broken four times, / I am now a very peculiar shape and size indeed /

  by Windhover 309 words, 12 comments, on Jun 7 2:03 AM 2007. In Humor, Life, Fantasy
• your touch is rape. your gaze is a battle cry.

  by ravenontheleft 120 words, 11 comments, on Jun 6 12:04 AM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Free verse, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Sad, Wei
• seriously facetious

  by ravenontheleft 141 words, 7 comments, on Jun 1 12:52 AM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• for your (partial) undying tender devotion

  by ravenontheleft 216 words, 6 comments, on May 23 3:23 AM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Free verse, Humor, Love, Weird
• Windhover's Syndrome (Gonagle's Tourettes)

  by Windhover 529 words, 10 comments, on May 9 3:09 AM 2007. In Adult, Humor
• Skullduggery

  by Windhover 220 words, 13 comments, on Mar 8 5:38 PM 2007. In Po-im, Beat, Humor, Rhyme, Weird, Word association
• Rocky Mountain Oysters

  by celestialpie 220 words, 13 comments, on Dec 17 12:24 AM 2006. In Adult, Free verse, Humor
• The emo condition

  by Jackel 354 words, 1 comment, on Oct 18 12:16 PM 2006
• ohhh...

  by 6 words, on Oct 18 1:59 AM 2006
• butter at the races

  by Toni A Christman 530 words, 7 comments, on Aug 14 7:57 PM 2006
• why?

  by 29 words, 2 comments, on Aug 13 5:04 PM 2006