Poems about humor

• Zygote

  Z is for Zoom up the channel. / / Y is for YES! I found an ovum. / / G is for Good we're uniting. / / O is for Oh what a miricle. / / T

  by Brian Balzer 62 words, 6 comments, on Sep 20 9:45 PM 2008. In Life, Humor
• Poutin'

  Lower lip / slightly protruding / Quivering. / Breathing / irregular / to the point of / Choppy. / Refusing / to look at ya. / Little tears

  by Brian Balzer 50 words, 6 comments, on Sep 20 6:02 AM 2008. In Life, Humor. Reward
• Pretty Bird

  I was watching a bird up in a tree. / I'm sure that he was watching me. / I was sunning in the bright sunlight / thinking that he might take flight. / I let out a loud tomcat cry / thinking that might make him fly. / Sure enough I was right

  by Brian Balzer 155 words, 18 comments, on Sep 19 5:29 PM 2008. In Nature, Life, Humor, Rhyme
• Potty Training

  I sat upon the potty, / when I was a little boy. / I knew if I could do something, / it would bring my parents joy. / I'm sure I tried for

  by Brian Balzer 124 words, 10 comments, on Sep 16 10:04 AM 2008. In Life, Rhyme, Beat, Humor. Reward
• Syrup Boy

  Syrup Boy loved sugar in whatever form it came, / From candy canes to ice cream, he ate sweetness everyday. / He’d have éclairs for breakfa

  by dirty clean poet 224 words, 8 comments, on Sep 16 6:31 AM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Dark, Death, Abstract, Childrens, Addiction, Life
• The Christmas Surprise

  The night before Christmas, / all through the house, / not a creature was stirring... / except for a mouse! / He walked out in the floor, /

  by Brian Balzer 255 words, 29 comments, on Dec 19 10:15 AM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor. Reward
• Great...

  Woke up early, / couldn't sleep. / into my chest, / a cold did creep. / Lying there, / my eyes did burn. / For more sleep, / I did yearn. / Lying there, / I tried to doze. / Must sit up, / and blow my nose. / Lying there, / I cou

  by Brian Balzer 65 words, 9 comments, on Sep 13 10:09 AM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor, Life
• Who Can Compare?

  Teens that are educated far more than I, / that's no excuse to sit down and cry. / They carefully pick what they want to say, / While I tap

  by Brian Balzer 95 words, 3 comments, on Sep 13 7:03 AM 2008. In Rhyme, Thoughts, Humor
• Kitty

  My kitty takes my homework, / almost every night. / When I try to take it back, / she tries to scratch and bite. / My kitty takes my homework, / nearly every day. / If I could ever get it back, / I might get an A! /

  by Brian Balzer 38 words, 4 comments, on Sep 12 11:44 AM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor
• Critters

  As I was lying in my bed, / I felt something moving by my head... / it was my pet lizard, I call him Ted. / As I was about to fall asleep,

  by Brian Balzer 94 words, 8 comments, on Oct 31 10:33 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme
• the Stubborn Poem

  I ONCE SAT DOWN, / TO WRITE A POEM. / MY PENCIL WAS BROKEN. / THAT WAS AN OMEN. / I PICKED UP A PEN. / AND TRIED AGAIN. / THE PEN HAD GONE DRY, / SO I LET OUT A SIGH. / I PICKED UP A MARKER, / WHICH WOULD WRITE MUCH DARKER. / IT JUST M

  by Brian Balzer 58 words, on Sep 12 9:33 AM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor
• WHERE IS MY......courage?

  "SO YA".... / *CLEAR THROAT* / "UMMM"...... / "WELL IT'S JUST THAT" / "THERE IS SOMETHING....." / *SIGH* / / / IT'S RIGHT THERE, READY 2

  by ms.sunshine 421 words, 2 comments, on Sep 12 1:48 AM 2008. In Humor, Love, Weird
• Legacy

  / A legacy to leave behind. / / A poem to stand the test of time. / / I truly love this son of mine, / / yet he tests me time after time. / / I know that this can be the way, / / for a growing man to say, / / I'm getting b

  by Brian Balzer 60 words, 5 comments, on Sep 11 9:21 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor, Life
• Almost

  / Almost / / I used to write / almost every night. / I used to write / almost every day. / At almost any given moment, / I had something I wanted to say. / Now I almost write every night. / Now I almost write every day. / Now I adm

  by Brian Balzer 53 words, on Sep 11 5:45 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Humor, Rhyme
• Still testing

  Still testing just to see, / if this forums right for me. / I have written many things, / that to this forum I could bring. / Still not sure how to feel about, / opening up and letting them out. / This is all so new to me... / oh well, I gue

  by Brian Balzer 45 words, 3 comments, on Sep 11 3:52 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Rhyme, Humor
• Test The Waters

  Start out simple, that's the thing, / let the poem itself bring. / Put it out there on the net, / hope that I have no regrets. / Told some poets what I thought, / don't understand the points I've got. / Just a test to feel this out, / and se

  by Brian Balzer 56 words, 7 comments, on Sep 11 3:15 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Rhyme, Humor
• Yuk!

  It smells good. / It looks good. / Your hungry. / Mouth watering. / Triangle of food on your tray. / Pay for it. / Walk to a table. / Sit down. / Open milk. / Take a drink. / Pick up triangle. / Take a bite. / Swallow it real quic

  by twilight-lani 51 words, 4 comments, on Sep 3 6:48 PM 2008. In humor
• The Enemy

  I waited in a thicket / by a splashing stream / for the inevitable fight to happen. / At least I had the satisfaction of knowing / the enem

  by Goin 2 Ashes 238 words, 2 comments, on Aug 25 8:57 PM 2008. In Free verse, Humor
• Someone Sent Me A Note

  A/N:imitating the style of ee Cummings / / / / not- / icing that / my poem contained a mi- / stake / which I would have loved to / stick

  by Goin 2 Ashes 134 words, 3 comments, on Aug 22 4:20 PM 2008. In Humor
• Scarlet Women

  / / / My Dad told me to stay away / from the path / / Hell hath no fury / like a girl in red / but she'll lure you / with her basketfull / of goodies / / that's what my oul' fella said / / Of course, I had to look /

  by Windhover 123 words, 5 comments, on Aug 18 5:20 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Humor, Fantasy
• The Gap only has three colors: navy, white, and khaki

  by ravenontheleft 68 words, 9 comments, on Jul 24 4:01 AM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Thoughts
• Loose Legged Legend

  by marcusmoore 144 words, 12 comments, on Jul 21 11:56 AM 2008. In Adult, Adult Humor, Humor, Rhyme, Free Verse
• Parody of Tammy Wynette's Stand by Your Man

  Stand by your brain
  Give it lots of books to read

  by ladyjanew 128 words, 1 comment, on Jul 5 11:31 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Weird, Lyrics, Humor
• Alliteration Excercise

  My mind is a corroded cacophony - / a silly symphony of anxious ennui, / poundingly played by a fruity Sadducee / who put LSD in his caffine-free green tea, / and finished with a final finale / performing a guitar solo ala Tin Pan Alley.

  by ladyjanew 42 words, 2 comments, on Jul 1 11:31 PM 2008. In Wierd, Imagery, Humor, Beat, Rhyme, Alliteration
• a topographical map of a nipple and a pinch of unspeakable circumstance

  by ravenontheleft 190 words, 6 comments, on Jun 30 7:49 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Love, Humor, Personal
• Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol

  Sing a song of silliness,
  Entertain amusing ambuscades.

  by ladyjanew 24 words, 3 comments, on Jun 9 2:56 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Fantasy, Rhyme, Alliteration
• How I Managed to Fall Asleep Beside You in a Room Full of Your Pepperoni Pizza/Ranch Vomit

  of the MP3 you made me entitled “Rapes For Sale,”
  which was followed by the sequel “(used) Dildos For Sale.”

  by ravenontheleft 110 words, 6 comments, on Jun 4 2:21 AM 2008. In Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy

  He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
  After we gave him CPR, Poppy

  by ladyjanew 279 words, 2 comments, on Jun 2 11:53 PM 2008. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Lost love, Anger, Hate
• On Pinching Boys When Leaving Bars

  by ravenontheleft 73 words, 6 comments, on May 10 12:55 AM 2008. In Adult, Contemporary, Humor, Personal, Love
• You are More Essential than GOR-TEX Boots for the Snow

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 11 comments, on May 7 12:57 AM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Life, Love, Personal