Poems about weird

• Boogers

  Booger picks boogers / and...flicks 'em! / His friend Boogie / catches boogers / and eats 'em. / Now Booger is sad; / he thought they / wer

  by Brian Balzer 146 words, 12 comments, on Nov 13 1:39 PM 2008. In Life, Humor, Weird
• Opaline

  and this handle that I'm gripping
  is all I got, and it's slipping

  by talonix 80 words, on Nov 12 9:39 PM 2008. In rhyme, thoughts, weird
• You (by me)

  by DebraLynn 147 words, 3 comments, on Nov 12 3:30 AM 2008. In Weird, Rhyme, Fantasy
• Vicariously Borderline

  Malevolent butterflies shred / the pink tissue of his gut. / / His mind rapidly darts from / one innocuous trivial ism to another. / / H

  by Enoq 163 words, 7 comments, on Nov 10 3:18 PM 2008. In Free verse, Angst, Dark, Weird, Rant, Other, Abstract, Wierd
• Thoughts in tandem.

  I'm stuck here, / entangled in this web, / of this there is no doubt. / / Leaking my insides, like acid, / its an affront, but you seem to like it. / / Questioning time, / wonderless oblivion / seeping though the cracks and / there

  by RoisinDubh 75 words, 5 comments, on Nov 9 7:00 PM 2008. In Dark, Life, Society, Weird, Angst, Thoughts, Rant, Fantasy, Pain, Depression, Sadness
• The Quest

  We invite you to come on a journey of the mind.
  

  by Brian Balzer 503 words, 14 comments, on Nov 8 4:23 AM 2008. In Weird, Fantasy, Thoughts, Imagery, Abstract, Perception, Death, Life, Free verse. Reward
• Stinky Bill (Halloween Poem)

  This is the story of Stinky Bill. / A man who's smell would make you ill. / A terrible voice that sounds so shrill. / He truly is a freak. / / Bill lives in a shack dingy and dark, / a place you wouldn't want embark. / A dog guards it with

  by Enoq 182 words, 7 comments, on Oct 31 5:10 PM 2008. In Childrens, Beat, Weird, Family, Spoken, Wierd
• Fun Fun Fun

  Yellow poem / / To all,hello / I`m a fellow / who will bellow / I LOVE YELLOW. / / Like And But Poem / / Some words i do not / like,like

  by rhetorica 67 words, 3 comments, on Oct 18 8:02 PM 2008. In Humor, Weird, Childrens
• What If We Are Completely Wrong?

  What if we are completely wrong / And life is nothing that it seems? / All the theories we cannot prove / What says they are remotely close? / What if all our equations / Just fit it all by chance? / The same chance that / Could create the h

  by tirwander 149 words, 11 comments, on Sep 29 10:58 AM 2008. In Free verse, Personal, Life, Spiritual, Contemporary, Weird, Thoughts, Perception
• Warning - - - this is a stink weed.

  Written for the one / who knows the meaning / knew the begining. / Life is like a game / everyone is playing / / The gameboard never / is the same / Rules that always / seem to change / almost enough to / drive you insane. / /

  by Brian Balzer 257 words, on Sep 26 11:07 PM 2008. In Thoughts, Weird, Personal
• Beauty and the Beast

  In early year my mind was filled, / with helplessness and rage. / I kept myself from growing up, / by constructing my own cage. / / I knew

  by Enoq 394 words, 21 comments, on Nov 10 12:10 AM 2008. In Beat, Contemporary, Free verse, Humor, Rant, Weird
• Where are my KEYS?!

  Oh GEEZ, / Where are my KEYS?! / I can't remember, / I'm down on my knees! / Not under there, / Or under that either! / By the time I fin

  by tirwander 181 words, 2 comments, on Sep 25 12:26 AM 2008. In Humor, Life, Personal, Weird
• Grotwurt and Daisy-Sue

  Two sisters once were born: / / Grotwurt was a foul looking girl, / Born with no airs or graces, / Whose breath could stun a buffalo / At near three hundred paces; / Her nose was full of bogies, / Her teeth were cracked and brown, / Her h

  by dirty clean poet 146 words, 8 comments, on Sep 17 4:48 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Life, Weird, Sadness, Childrens
• Moth Boy

  Boy grew from a mothball / In the closet of the house / Of Mrs Pevensie the widow. / / Boy grew to be an oddball / And moved under the hou

  by dirty clean poet 335 words, 5 comments, on Sep 17 4:26 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Weird, Love, Dark, Fantasy, Death, Childrens
• Syrup Boy

  Syrup Boy loved sugar in whatever form it came, / From candy canes to ice cream, he ate sweetness everyday. / He’d have éclairs for breakfa

  by dirty clean poet 224 words, 8 comments, on Sep 16 6:31 AM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Dark, Death, Abstract, Childrens, Addiction, Life
• WHERE IS MY......courage?

  "SO YA".... / *CLEAR THROAT* / "UMMM"...... / "WELL IT'S JUST THAT" / "THERE IS SOMETHING....." / *SIGH* / / / IT'S RIGHT THERE, READY 2

  by ms.sunshine 421 words, 2 comments, on Sep 12 1:48 AM 2008. In Humor, Love, Weird
• Marcus and Rita

  There once was a boy born hollow and vacant, / With skin made of bark, but nothing within. / His folks named him Marcus, Marcus the Giant,

  by dirty clean poet 204 words, 6 comments, on Sep 6 11:23 AM 2008. In Fantasy, Society, Sad, Spiritual, Love, Life, Rhyme, Weird
• God's Gift

  by Windhover 179 words, 5 comments, on Aug 14 4:43 PM 2008. In Adult, Free verse, Life, Weird, Thoughts
• Exfoliating An Ex

  by marcusmoore 169 words, 28 comments, on Jul 10 7:38 AM 2008. In Adult, Love, Free Verse, Rant, Life, Rhyme, Weird, Alliteration, Loss, Lost Love
• Parody of Tammy Wynette's Stand by Your Man

  Stand by your brain
  Give it lots of books to read

  by ladyjanew 128 words, 1 comment, on Jul 5 11:31 PM 2008. In Rhyme, Weird, Lyrics, Humor
• I Am Mad

  I see the seed I sow / I am the seed I sow / this drug is a treat / without it I cannot dream / of you / / I drink / soon overcome / by s

  by Goin 2 Ashes 127 words, on Jul 5 1:53 PM 2008. In sad dark, Free verse, Thoughts, Weird
• Dedicated to Edward Lear and Lewis Carrol

  Sing a song of silliness,
  Entertain amusing ambuscades.

  by ladyjanew 24 words, 3 comments, on Jun 9 2:56 PM 2008. In Weird, Humor, Fantasy, Rhyme, Alliteration
• How I Managed to Fall Asleep Beside You in a Room Full of Your Pepperoni Pizza/Ranch Vomit

  of the MP3 you made me entitled “Rapes For Sale,”
  which was followed by the sequel “(used) Dildos For Sale.”

  by ravenontheleft 110 words, 6 comments, on Jun 4 2:21 AM 2008. In Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Awfully Unfortunate Adventures of Perpetually Pissed-Off Poppy

  He said you tasted like tar, Poppy
  After we gave him CPR, Poppy

  by ladyjanew 279 words, 2 comments, on Jun 2 11:53 PM 2008. In Weird, Lyrics, Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Lost love, Anger, Hate
• Nude In The Chat Room

  It's a world of darkness / but that's why you left your clothes / on the floor. / / Throw off reality. / Sit down and spread your / typing fingers / curl up the others, relax. / Ignore the skeletons / of guilt / lodged in your consc

  by Goin 2 Ashes 68 words, 1 comment, on Apr 25 8:49 AM 2008. In weird
• No One Has Ever Begun a Healthy Relationship Gyrating Beneath a Disco Ball at 1:32am

  by ravenontheleft 153 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:58 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Life, Weird, Personal
• I'd Be Better Suited as the Comically Large Stuffed Snake

  by ravenontheleft 146 words, 2 comments, on Apr 23 6:50 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Love, Personal, Weird
• “These springy antennae are going to waste. What a world! What a world!” aka the Day I Ruined My Life to Save 45 Cents

  I could rescue my iPod charger
  from the clutches of the salsa.

  by ravenontheleft 152 words, 1 comment, on Apr 23 6:41 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Weird, Dark
• Four Fabulously Fascinating Conversation Starters for Drug Fiends, Feminists and Amerigo Vespucci

  97 percent of bees are female. The males are solely utilized for copulation, but I remain unconvinced because how could

  by ravenontheleft 120 words, 4 comments, on Apr 23 6:36 PM 2008. In Humor, Nature, Weird
• I’d Offer You Some, But I Don’t Want to Get Too Close Because You Smell Funny

  So nearby, who must observe with longing and
  Yet cannot partake, as their jaws have likely rotted.
  

  by ravenontheleft 99 words, 5 comments, on Apr 23 6:30 PM 2008. In Dark, Humor, Weird