Poems about weird

• The Life Saving Properties of Heroin Would be Highly Beneficial to the U.S. Legal System...Plus, It Just Plain Feels Good

  by ravenontheleft 161 words, on Apr 23 6:23 PM 2008. In Adult, Weird, Humor, Life
• To the Eviscerated Squirrel Who Lounges at the Base of the Mayhew Street Hill

  by ravenontheleft 106 words, 7 comments, on Apr 23 6:11 PM 2008. In Adult, Humor, Nature, Weird
• Bored Titty-BarTender

  by marcusmoore 144 words, 37 comments, on Apr 2 7:24 AM 2008. In Adult, Life, Humor, Society, Rhyme, Sad, Weird
• Feel This Cold

  by marcusmoore 110 words, 11 comments, on Feb 25 3:31 AM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Addiction, Depression, Life, Weird, Lyrics
• Oh Poppy (Sung to Barry Manilow's Oh Mandy)

  You never gave but kept on taking
  Until I sent you away, Oh Poppy

  by ladyjanew 261 words, 3 comments, on Feb 24 9:30 PM 2008. In Humor, Rant, Rhyme, Weird, Personal
• Nightlight In The Cemetery

  by marcusmoore 37 words, 24 comments, on Feb 5 9:49 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Personal, Rhyme, Nonet, Weird, Childly scary, Life, Fear
• The Coat

  I took it to the wahing machine
  and laid into it with a baseball bat

  by Windhover 487 words, 12 comments, on Feb 2 6:13 PM 2008. In Humor, Personal, Weird
• Laugh Laugh Laugh

  I am Mr. Laugh / I laugh and laugh and laugh / / I dont know how to cry.. / I wish i never ever try... / / There is no reason why... / Yo

  by rhythmdivine 87 words, 1 comment, on Jan 31 11:32 AM 2008. In Humor, Rhyme, Weird
• 896 reasons why your toothbrush is not allowed inside my house

  calls. Claims It’s a tenor
  when I’m sure It’s a baritone.
  

  by ravenontheleft 143 words, 15 comments, on Jan 31 4:02 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Love, Weird
• Boomer-Rangin'

  We all have stories and / we all have dreams / Most are boring / some interesting. / / Dont know it all / but I know one thing / I cannot

  by marcusmoore 213 words, 4 comments, on Jan 31 3:58 AM 2008. In Love, Life, WEIRD, Personal, Rant, Rhyme, Sad
• Super STAR-DUMB

  They make the music that divides you, / handed down as a thing to cry to. / And all their words / that treat you kindly. / There's nothing

  by marcusmoore 352 words, 17 comments, on Jan 29 5:24 PM 2008. In Rant, Rhyme, Society, Sad, Weird, Life, Thoughts, Other, Perception, Music
• I don’t have too much of a problem with egg crates, however

  I hate furniture, most
  types anyway. They

  by ravenontheleft 73 words, 15 comments, on Jan 29 1:37 AM 2008. In Contemporary, Humor, Weird
• The House Turns The Earth

  And stares at the sun through her windows / Dawning the day by lifting her curtains / Exposing herself to the peach blue sky / She flirt

  by Goin 2 Ashes 186 words, 3 comments, on Jan 26 7:22 PM 2008. In Free verse, weird
• Goodnight Kiss

  An eerie sound outside my window, / reaches in and grabs my heart. / Drawing me in, / pulling me closer. / Instantly becoming afraid of the dark. / / A shock of pain's sent to my brain / as shadows dance across my floor. / The air's becom

  by marcusmoore 82 words, 3 comments, on Jan 25 2:48 AM 2008. In Life, Rhyme, Love, Weird
• Psychomare

  My children now it's time for bed, / the sky shows shades of orange and red. / You must be out of your mind to get into your head, / when s

  by marcusmoore 163 words, 6 comments, on Jan 23 8:03 AM 2008. In Dark, Rhyme, Sad, Depression, Pain, Raw, Anguish, Weird
• College Teachers: by a Non-Traditional Student

  And out Of your dogma You peek.

  by algoressister 114 words, 1 comment, on Jan 14 7:56 PM 2008. In Beat, Contemporary, Free verse, Humor, Life, Rant, Rhyme, Sad, Society, Weird
• prĭ-těn'shəs -adj.

  You’re giving me Ashley,
  but I need Mary-Kate.

  by ravenontheleft 85 words, 7 comments, on Jan 10 10:10 PM 2008. In Humor, Life, Weird
• Capital

  by Windhover 98 words, 9 comments, on Jan 7 6:49 PM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Life, Love, Rant, Society, Spiritual, Weird
• from the desk of an Office Max preferred customer

  by ravenontheleft 108 words, 13 comments, on Jan 6 2:21 AM 2008. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• to hell with the meek, those greedy bastards already inherit the earth

  by ravenontheleft 102 words, 11 comments, on Dec 20 12:59 AM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Society, Weird
• why this is not the princess bride:

  by ravenontheleft 175 words, 11 comments, on Dec 13 5:46 PM 2007. In Dark, Fantasy, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird, Adult
• lovely slow

  and your cherry blossom bare bottom,
  sneaking to the kitchen

  by ravenontheleft 161 words, 7 comments, on Dec 3 2:12 AM 2007. In Hope, Humor, Life, Love, Nature, Personal, Weird
• why do you wear your heart on your ribs?

  sometimes the 200th kiss
  is the fireworks.

  by ravenontheleft 180 words, 8 comments, on Nov 12 6:08 PM 2007. In Contemporary, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Powderpuff Coup d'état

  by ravenontheleft 159 words, 7 comments, on Oct 26 2:57 AM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Humor, Life, Personal, Sad, Weird
• when the cows butcher themselves

  by ravenontheleft 125 words, 5 comments, on Aug 23 4:38 PM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Weird
• seriously facetious

  by ravenontheleft 141 words, 7 comments, on Jun 1 12:52 AM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Humor, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• The Marquis de Sade had a soft spot for butterflies

  poke me with a thousand needles / I won’t feel a thing / haha that tickles / do it again / / gauge my eyes out with a rusty spoon / I’ll w

  by ravenontheleft 171 words, 6 comments, on May 30 11:58 PM 2007. In Contemporary, Dark, Life, Love, Personal, Weird
• and for the grand finale...drum roll please...I fall to pieces

  by ravenontheleft 358 words, 3 comments, on May 23 7:36 PM 2007. In Adult, Contemporary, Dark, Fantasy, Free verse, Life, Love, Personal, Sad, Weird
• a scat porn: with guest appearance by Willy Wonka

  by ravenontheleft 105 words, 5 comments, on May 23 3:31 AM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Fantasy, Free verse, Love, Personal, Weird
• for your (partial) undying tender devotion

  by ravenontheleft 216 words, 6 comments, on May 23 3:23 AM 2007. In Adult, Dark, Free verse, Humor, Love, Weird